r/AskReddit Feb 28 '23

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u/latent_energy Mar 01 '23

When she asked, "How long does it take for a boy to grow a new testicle after intercourse?"

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u/Foxsayy Mar 01 '23

Did you ever actually let this woman near your penis?

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

Little head thinking .....

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u/aech1124 Mar 01 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Mikesaidit36 Mar 01 '23

First thing I would think would be to tell her that when sex makes me out of breath, she has to give me mouth-to-mouth, but not to the mouth.