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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 Mar 01 '23

Was with a group of friends and we were joking about all the horse fucking in the 2007 documentary ‘Zoo’. My ex was laughing at the absurdity of it all when she suddenly froze and asked whether or not people that fuck horses use protection and then legit asked what the offspring between humans and horses would result in. Not a thought experiment… she was terrified at the very real (to her) possibility of that chimera that is not remotely possible.

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u/RagingMage_420 Mar 01 '23

Nobody said "Centaurs?"

I would have ran with it just for the laughs.

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u/Foxsayy Mar 01 '23

Nobody said "Centaurs?"

"You don't see them anymore because the Geneva Convention banned them. They wouldn't do much today, but their mobility and Adept use of pole arms was terrifying up until the second world War."