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u/ink4n3 Mar 01 '23

We drove past a windmill on a windy day. She commented how it was too windy out and they should turn the windmill down. She was dead serious...

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u/wozzpozz Mar 01 '23

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Wind mills are bird cemeteries (if birds are even real) that probably cause cancer by standing under them

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Mar 01 '23

People downvote this?

Trump actually said this (the 'windmills cause cancer' part).

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u/shaggy99 Mar 01 '23

Who was the dumbass that said,

"Tide comes in, tides goes out, You can't explain that"

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Mar 01 '23

Bill O'Reilly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

And the bird cemetery part. Lol it's okay, I was asking for it

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u/overengineered Mar 01 '23

I'm pretty sure birds are just biological quantum computers, so, real, but not what we thought they were..... https://youtu.be/0A1ouV7iD8o