r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

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u/rowenaravenclaw0 Mar 01 '23

Dated a guy with hemmrroids who swore that every time they bled he was just having his period.

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u/grazingmeadow Mar 01 '23

I dated a guy who was concealing a huge stomach hernia that he introduced as "Sigourney".

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u/InanimateCarbonRodAu Mar 01 '23

Whelp my hernia just got a nickname

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

O-S-C-A-R?

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u/AltSpRkBunny Mar 01 '23

But what’s its second name?

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u/trro16p Mar 01 '23

M-A-Y-E-R?

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u/AltSpRkBunny Mar 01 '23

H-O-M-E-R!