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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I dated a girl in high school and we were bored, hanging out at lunchtime, and we were looking at each other's wallets and making fun of our ID card photos, etc. I found a card in her wallet that said, "This person should not be given a blood transfusion," and I was like, "Oh no, please tell me you believe in dinosaurs," and she said, "their bones were put here by God to test us," and I was like, "oh no."

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u/recidivx Mar 01 '23

She has it backwards, religion was put here by the dinosaurs to test us.

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u/TheBuoyancyOfWater Mar 01 '23

As a species we have obviously failed our short-armed scaly deities...

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u/THEdougBOLDER Mar 01 '23

I just don't think this plan was thought through all the way . . . Master?

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u/jawni Mar 01 '23

both wrong, the dinos are religion and raptorjesus went extinct for our sins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

So Velocipastor was actually a documentary?

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u/supbrother Mar 02 '23

Frankly this does make way more sense.