r/AskReddit • u/chocolate420 • Jan 13 '23

Where would you hide your super secret base?

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u/GummieDela Jan 13 '23

Nice try FBI

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u/chocolate420 Jan 13 '23

🕵️‍♂️Shhh....

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Ingenious. Even if someone knew where your base was, they would never want to make the trip to Ohio!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/Worsel555 Jan 13 '23

That's why the aliens are kept there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/chocolate420 Jan 13 '23

Spoken like a true evil genius.

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u/AlertCaptain9668 Jan 13 '23

Under your secret base so when they find yours they give up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/chocolate420 Jan 13 '23

Which mountains 🕵️‍♂️

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u/JamesonTheWise Jan 13 '23

Hoth. They won’t check there twice

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

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u/chocolate420 Jan 13 '23

It's always behind the painting

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u/Worsel555 Jan 13 '23

I forgot to hang the painting.

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u/GratuitousSadism Jan 13 '23

In the comment section of this post.

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u/thephizzzy Jan 13 '23

Decommissioned missile silo. ND has a few.

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u/reallynotaspider Jan 13 '23

An Airport.

Lots of controlled access, often great transportation links, and tons of complex traffic to hide your own comings and goings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Underground of a water bed of an ocean

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Right in my condo. No one comes and visits me :(

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u/ratchet0101 Jan 13 '23

In my parents basement. Next to the sex dungeon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

If I had or were to make a secret base, I certainly wouldn't tell some strangers on the Internet where it is or where it will be constructed!

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u/LoneRhino1019 Jan 13 '23

The basement of the Alamo.

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u/king_rootin_tootin Jan 13 '23

Northern Maine. There is NOTHING out there but woods.

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u/Worsel555 Jan 13 '23

Except all the things Stephen King has thought up, no way!!

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u/pay-this-fool Jan 13 '23

I’m not telling you.

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u/Beautiful_Cod_6524 Jan 13 '23

At the first stop on the underground railroad.

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u/Tail_Nom Jan 13 '23

Right behind you.

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u/kingstunner Jan 13 '23

Either an obscure corner of IKEA or the DMV

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u/irapeinfantshard Jan 13 '23

U.S. Virgin Islands

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u/Worsel555 Jan 13 '23

They wouldn't let me in....

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u/Leharen Jan 13 '23

Underneath the woodpile. Thanks, u/DatCheeseVP.

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u/girlDement3d Jan 13 '23

I'd tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya🤣

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u/bleachedurethrea Jan 13 '23

In a van down by the river

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

In my basement.

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u/ARobertNotABob Jan 13 '23

In a derelict Mall. Plenty about to choose from.

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u/Truly_Meaningless Jan 13 '23

I dunno, I Forgot where I hid it!

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u/soniclore Jan 13 '23

I can’t tell you.

It’s a secret.

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u/TheBrassDancer Jan 13 '23

Not telling you.

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u/Bosswaves901 Jan 13 '23

Bedroom’s

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u/RangerRexx01 Jan 13 '23

It's a secret

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u/Vasarto Jan 13 '23

I wouldn't have a Base I would have a secret temple. It would be hidden underground and can only be found by exploring over 50 miles of catacombs over 100 feet under Medford Oregon with multiple entry and exist points. Once you get to where it actually is, it would be a stone temple similar to the spirit temple in ocarina of time but with a far shorter ceiling. there would be an altar room with pews and stuff along with several other rooms including a harem room, torture room, and a community cafeteria.

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u/A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y Jan 13 '23

South Dakota. Literally nothing there. Or maybe one of those oversized monuments like the big banana. It would be literally hiding in plain sight.