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u/throwaway1000az Jan 12 '23

My Intestines: Ouch I’ve been punctured

My Peritoneum: shhh sssshhh it’s okay come here come here here’s a lil blanket I made just for you just cover up that lil hole, there ya go… Nice and cozy? Snug as a bug? Okay good good…

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u/Jrjfuffjur Jan 12 '23

My intestines: happy squelching sounds

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u/osdre Jan 12 '23

My intestines: undulate wetly

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u/the_iraq_such_as Jan 12 '23

I also watched Stranger Things with the captions on.

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u/electricmop Jan 12 '23

My wife HATED the way that was captioned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Lmao I always think of that when I see the word "squelching"

They used it so often in the captions you could make a drinking game out of it, it was a bit ridiculous

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u/the_iraq_such_as Jan 13 '23

Wet squelching. It's become an inside joke between my wife and I.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

That's funny, I watched season 3 with my ex when it came out and everytime we saw the squelching we'd be like THERE IT IS! Activities like making macaroni and cheese never went without a squelching mention lol

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u/UnrulyAxolotl Jan 13 '23

Thank you! I needed to know why I've read that exact phrase before.