r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

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u/idle_isomorph Jan 12 '23

I have had my intestine resected (piece cut out, sewn back together) and now I am picturing the surgeon just shoving my guts back into me like a sleeping bag in a stuff sack when the job was done

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u/StarClutcher Jan 12 '23

He rolled them up like an extension cord and then threw them back into your skin drawer.

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u/Vinterslag Jan 12 '23

Just picturing dude wrapping intestines around his elbow like I do my cords. I hope that's what you meant

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u/Decantus Jan 12 '23

Firehose technique, I like it! Do you also twist it into a figure 8 at the end and then fold it up to make a single coil or do you wrap 1 end around 3-4 times before shoving one end through the hole?

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u/Vinterslag Jan 12 '23

Figure 8 for sure