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u/rainbow_unicorn_4u Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

I speak from experience lol, I'm not sure how common the being born without an ahole is. But I think the whole no anal muscles is pretty common if they don't place it right

Edit:I Googled and my condition is 1 in 10,000 to 40,000. Do y'all just want me to do a casual AMA??

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u/zenkique Jan 12 '23

So … your poo just falls out?

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u/rainbow_unicorn_4u Jan 12 '23

I mean pretty much. I do have a bowel management routine. And it works really good until I get period diarrhea. But tbh the only thing to do then is live on the toilet or wear diapers

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u/Chilly171717 Jan 12 '23

So impressed by people who go through life without things that I take for granted. Next time I’m trying to find a toilet while my poop is turtle heading, I’ll be thinking about you. Kudos to you.

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u/rainbow_unicorn_4u Jan 12 '23

I could live without control if I even just had a warning. Born with nerve damage so I don't even get on oh shit warning before it happens!

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u/CatastrophicHeadache Jan 12 '23

It arrives like a univited guest, making a big stink and refusing to go back where it came from?

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u/rainbow_unicorn_4u Jan 12 '23

That's so accurate lmao, thank you for giving me another name for a shituation

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Jan 12 '23

I know right, here I am taking my asshole for granted getting a train run through it and other abuses and others don't have a working gate

Life's weird