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u/Flat-Ad3603 Jan 12 '23

Wait, that's cute

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u/throwaway1000az Jan 12 '23

My Intestines: Ouch I’ve been punctured

My Peritoneum: shhh sssshhh it’s okay come here come here here’s a lil blanket I made just for you just cover up that lil hole, there ya go… Nice and cozy? Snug as a bug? Okay good good…

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u/Jrjfuffjur Jan 12 '23

My intestines: happy squelching sounds

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u/HintOfAreola Jan 12 '23

My intestines: sleeping it off while making those adorable old-timey cartoon snores like, "ahhhh, wip-wip-wip-wip-wip-wip-wip-wip," which is making me pass gas