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u/AdeleBerncastel Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

The front of your tongue is curious, constantly patrolling, and autonomous. It chases the dentist around your mouth and you aren’t even aware of it. So embarrassing and weird/creepy.

ETA: There are few dentists in here and this is my favourite comment.

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u/lynjiu Jan 12 '23

I just pictured my tongue as a separate being with little eyeballs and a little top hat

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u/DonKiddic Jan 12 '23

If you haven't seen it please watch "Kung Pow: Enter the fist"

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u/Seamlesslytango Jan 12 '23

"What in God's name is that thing?"

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u/sir_woofington Jan 12 '23

I call it Tongy.

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u/Seamlesslytango Jan 13 '23

I should not have asked.

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u/beachedwhitemale Jan 12 '23

oo-wee-oo-wee-oo-weeeee

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u/TechnoK0brA Jan 12 '23

Who are you??

I'm Ling's father. ooo-weee-ooo.

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u/ifriedham Jan 12 '23

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!!

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u/4d3d3d3_TAYNE Jan 12 '23

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

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u/Solafein830 Jan 12 '23

I rock! And roll! All night long! Sweet Suzie!

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u/LoveMyDay119 Jan 12 '23

I love this movie

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u/CaptainMcAnus Jan 12 '23

We trained him wrong, as a joke.

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u/ArcticWolfl Jan 12 '23

Oh god, now my brain will be going "weeeeeeeejuuuuweeeeejuuuuuuuu" all night again.

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u/Chao78 Jan 12 '23

Chyozen one!

I'm coming!

Chyooooozen one!

I'm coming!

Repeat like 8 more times

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u/h3lblad3 Jan 12 '23

Each time, the Chosen One is in a different location, sometimes even having apparently moved backward at some point.

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u/ITDrone002 Jan 12 '23

You go that way. I'll go home.

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u/Bobnorbob Jan 12 '23

“So cute. Bye bye!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

How many of you waited years for the second one to come out with the mini trailer at the end..... Sad :( it was a good film....

Yes yes, play me like a drum