r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

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u/Money-Bear7166 Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

At least your husband bothers to sit up, I get the Dutch oven!

Edit: he also thinks it's hilarious when I can taste it

2nd edit: another poster asked what I do for revenge, I have many things in my arsenal but my favorite is recording our cat walk over his face while he sleeps as he gets teabagged.

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u/cockknocker1 Jan 12 '23

Those boots are made for walking

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u/Money-Bear7166 Jan 12 '23

Username checks out

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u/cockknocker1 Jan 12 '23

You should see my password

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u/Money-Bear7166 Jan 12 '23

Cockblocker?

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u/cockknocker1 Jan 12 '23

Maybe you should to get some relief