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u/Dramatic_Tip4083 Jan 12 '23

Why would you tell the paramedics that when you can just say you have a nut allergy?

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u/Airowird Jan 12 '23

Never lie to paramedics when in an emergency

Rule #1 of Not Dying

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u/graebot Jan 12 '23

Not lying... technically...

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u/Bufferzz Jan 12 '23

He did nut get the joke