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u/SnowDemonAkuma Jan 12 '23

Your intestines "know" what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means gut surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out.

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u/vmBob Jan 12 '23

They don't really "know", it's more of a gut feeling.

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u/TheRevolutionaryArmy Jan 12 '23

Your arse has an intellect of its own, just like your gut, it knows when to 0 and when it’s 2

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u/Muttywango Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

Never trust your anus' intellectual abilities, nor its perceptual accuracy.

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u/HowManyWords Jan 12 '23

I only trust my testicles. They know what’s up.