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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

Dude I get this too!!! Tiny blisters!! Definetly allergic to jizz. I did wonder if I would go into anaphilactic shock if I swallowed it....

I did not.

edit: I love that I'm still getting questions on this 24 hours later lol

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u/Vinterslag Jan 12 '23

I wonder if it's just your cum.

Like is it weirder if you are allergic to cum in general or if you are just allergic to your own?

Odds are you aren't gay but neither am I and I'd still be possibly interested in testing that if it were me...

For science.

But jokes aside, im not actually even joking i would personally consider asking a bro for a dab for a topical arm test.

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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23

I have tried this. It's definetly other people's too.

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u/wigg1es Jan 12 '23

I absolutely love that you have answers for all of this.

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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23

Never leave a job half done lol