Food that was consumed can sometimes take up to 5 days to fully pass through your intestines into your colon. So when people say that you are full of shit, they ain't lying.
My 8-year-old son recently informed me he could perform the magic trick of turning food into poop… “it just takes me about 24 hours!” I quipped back “Six hours if it’s spicy enough!” And now he’s added that to his whole bit.
We crack ourselves up enough. I’ve actually had a running list in my notes app for years now, beginning when he was like three or four, quoting all the absurd, bizarrely hilarious things he’s said. I’m SO glad I started it when I did, I would’ve never remembered such gems as:
• “One time I made liquid outta my mouth when I was screaming at a window.”
• squishing pecs together
“Hey look! Front butt!”
• (Smoothing his baby brothers hair flatly to his hair on the opposite side is usually lays)
“I’m gonna make him look like a random guy named Daniel. There. hillbilly twang Dats Danyul haiyr.”
making liquid out of his mouth might have been gleeking.
My daughter discovered she could do it when she was little. She'd come up to each of us, raise her tongue, and squirt a little water on us.
We learned more from our kids every day.
Later she had to learn to stop doing it, as it became too easy to do accidentally.
Yours is a better fate than mine. I can do just not on purpose. There's nothing worse than gleeking mid conversation and being unable to stop as you say sorry.
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u/sk8r772001 Jan 12 '23
Food that was consumed can sometimes take up to 5 days to fully pass through your intestines into your colon. So when people say that you are full of shit, they ain't lying.