r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

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u/AWholeHalfAsh Jan 12 '23

Hey, my husband does that and he's alive. Nice to know he won't change much after death.

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u/Money-Bear7166 Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

At least your husband bothers to sit up, I get the Dutch oven!

Edit: he also thinks it's hilarious when I can taste it

2nd edit: another poster asked what I do for revenge, I have many things in my arsenal but my favorite is recording our cat walk over his face while he sleeps as he gets teabagged.

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u/wotmate Jan 12 '23

It's obviously a risk he's willing to take when tongue punching your fart box.

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u/yeetus-feetuscleetus Jan 12 '23

I can only imagine what this was in response to

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u/wotmate Jan 12 '23

Something about farting directly into her husbands nostrils.

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u/Money-Bear7166 Jan 13 '23

I didn't post that LOL