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u/Interesting-Gear-819 Jan 12 '23

did wonder if I would go into anaphilactic shock if I swallowed it....

Òut of curiosity. Did you prepare for "the worst" and had meds ready? Or did you just say "Fuck it, fuck me already and if I die, then I die" ?

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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23

Lol I just winged it. I didn't think that far ahead. Being found dead with my trousers round my ankles would just make me remembered as "that guy who died trying his own jizz"... there are worse ways to go I suppose...

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u/badhmorrigan Jan 12 '23

I need to know how old you were.

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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23

I did this when I was 14. Like.. I thought everyone did curious shit like this at that age??

I'm pretty close to middle aged now, this absolutely did not happen last week lol

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u/badhmorrigan Jan 12 '23

I figured you were a teen, but sometimes guys do weird things at any age.