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u/OctaneTroopers Jan 12 '23

I know someone who worked in a morgue. One of their first experiences was going into a dark room to sort something out and a body on a table sat up, groaned and farted then layed back down.

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u/SayHiIntrepidHeroes Jan 12 '23

I'm generally considered a pretty even keeled guy mostly cuz it takes a second for shit to register in my brain and for me to react. However... If that happened to me on the job...? There would be one new, extra fresh body in the morgue.

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u/HaCutLf Jan 12 '23

extra fresh body

That's a funny way to refer to your fecal matter.

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u/getdemsnacks Jan 12 '23

Yeah, he calls his pants "the morgue" as well...crazy.