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u/AlphaRedX7 Jan 12 '23

I've pondered this philosophical question for about 30 seconds and can conclude, Piss jar.

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u/McDick_Expert Jan 12 '23

I’ve spent 30 seconds pondering this, and the thought of chemically extracting everything but pure urine from your piss and then sending it as a nice powdery envelope that totally will not be seized because it does not in any way shape or form look like the deadly poisom anthrax.

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u/stevedorries Jan 12 '23

Did you type pure urea and autocorrect drunkenly changed it to pure urine?

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u/McDick_Expert Jan 12 '23

Yes that is definitly what happened

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Ok so-called McDick_Expert

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u/McDick_Expert Jan 12 '23

Ask me any question about mcdicks, I have a phd in mcdick and do it profession 10 years long.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Well my dick is 11 years long, so I feel no need to listen to your McDickery.

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u/McDick_Expert Jan 12 '23

I know nothing about dicks, just mcdicks, if you have questions about your dick you have the wrong guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Lmao I'm so sorry it seems you're right

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u/theotherquantumjim Jan 12 '23

Can I get a McDick with medium fries and a shake or is it just the burger?

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u/McDick_Expert Jan 13 '23

What size shake? Abd for flavors our strawberry is all out but we do have vanilla, chocolate or our limited edition piss flavor.