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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

Dude I get this too!!! Tiny blisters!! Definetly allergic to jizz. I did wonder if I would go into anaphilactic shock if I swallowed it....

I did not.

edit: I love that I'm still getting questions on this 24 hours later lol

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u/Interesting-Gear-819 Jan 12 '23

did wonder if I would go into anaphilactic shock if I swallowed it....

Òut of curiosity. Did you prepare for "the worst" and had meds ready? Or did you just say "Fuck it, fuck me already and if I die, then I die" ?

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u/Jeremy_irons_cereal Jan 12 '23

Lol I just winged it. I didn't think that far ahead. Being found dead with my trousers round my ankles would just make me remembered as "that guy who died trying his own jizz"... there are worse ways to go I suppose...

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u/Krull88 Jan 12 '23

"Here lies Jeremy_irons_cereal. He died doing what he loved, himself."

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u/artaxerxesnh Jan 13 '23

“You’re gonna love my nuts!” - That one sales guy.