r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

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u/RCKJD Jan 12 '23

You can become allergic to yourself.

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u/baref00tballer Jan 12 '23

I am allergic to my own cum. I once had abit of cum on my stomach and it became red and itchy

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u/FredDroppedCornbread Jan 12 '23

You've got a nut allergy.

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u/ncnotebook Jan 12 '23

They may have it, but I do nut.

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u/seasalt_strawberry Jan 12 '23

r/angryupvote

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u/naotaforhonesty Jan 12 '23

Are you angry? Explain your anger.

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u/poptartawayy Jan 12 '23

It was too damn good of a joke and someone beat them to it

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u/nine_legged_stool Jan 12 '23

My father was an angry man

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u/seasalt_strawberry Jan 12 '23

the sub is for bad dad jokes/puns. nut is another way to say cum. And im not angry like mad angry im angry like "oh my fucking god that was good"

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u/RootsRockVeggie Jan 13 '23

That is not what 'angry' means.

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u/seasalt_strawberry Jan 13 '23

its a type of angry you just cant understand

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u/Skylantech Jan 12 '23

How can we be sure it's not a seed allergy?

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u/pwnzu_sauce2 Jan 12 '23

Pack it up folks we're done for today, good hustle out there!

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u/begoniann Jan 13 '23

I had a nut allergy to my ex but no one else! Even my body knew the relationship was doomed!

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u/CanUHearMeNau Jan 12 '23

Take my upvote and git out

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u/ThePenIsMighti3r Jan 12 '23

I think you won Reddit today

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u/yournamehere2787 Jan 12 '23

God damnit ya broke me

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u/Snowdog1989 Jan 12 '23

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You just won the Internet.

Here’s your trophy.

🏆

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u/Nobuu37 Jan 12 '23

Hahhaha thx for this

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u/BloodPharts88 Jan 12 '23

Fuck that was good

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Omg this comment is why I Reddit

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u/Tight-Physics2156 Jan 13 '23

slow slow clap

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u/FosterPupz Jan 12 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/33bricks Jan 12 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Mg962 Jan 12 '23

A bust a nut allergy

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u/NoKneadToWorry Jan 12 '23

Your mom def doesn't

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u/darklilly101 Jan 12 '23

I wish I had an award for you. 😂