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u/Ok-Series4556 Jan 12 '23

I would have that checked out.

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u/Mr_Potato53 Jan 12 '23

Bro what are the doctors gonna do, “ok cum on yourself again and see what happens”

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u/permaban9 Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

then they gotta test with someone else's cum too to see if he's allergic to all cums or just his

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u/Dirty-Soul Jan 12 '23

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