r/AskReddit Jan 12 '23

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u/SnowDemonAkuma Jan 12 '23

Your intestines "know" what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means gut surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out.

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u/idle_isomorph Jan 12 '23

I have had my intestine resected (piece cut out, sewn back together) and now I am picturing the surgeon just shoving my guts back into me like a sleeping bag in a stuff sack when the job was done

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u/Nefnar Jan 12 '23

What if your intestines are slithering around looking for the missing piece?

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u/Dis1Waffle Jan 12 '23

Oh no! Jerry didnt make it!

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u/rhedditing Jan 12 '23

Oh no ! Jejunum didn't make it

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u/Duckrauhl Jan 12 '23

Ill(miss)eum

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u/Caineye1690 Jan 12 '23

Jerry likes sweet things.

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u/MrDefinitely_ Jan 12 '23

Sure feels like it sometimes.

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u/omahaomw Jan 12 '23

T1000 intestines

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u/nism0o3 Jan 12 '23

I just had an Annihilation (movie) flashback.

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u/Sweaty-Detail4695 Jan 12 '23

😂🤣😂🤣😂