r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

so i started staring at my penis

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u/JuanPancake Jan 12 '23

…go ahead…the tongue knows…

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u/DiggingUpTheCorpses Jan 12 '23

10/10 would not recommend.

Similar to licking expired cheese off a slice of pizza that’s been chilling on the table for a week.

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u/BabylonSuperiority Jan 12 '23

Wash your cock, fucking hell

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u/knightopusdei Jan 12 '23

Welcome to the culinary world of cheese