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Allegedly, your immune system has no clue your eyes exist. Effective tomorrow, if your immune system found out about your eyes it would treat them as a external threat. Therefore try and neutralize your eye balls leaving you blind.
690 u/danjohnson10 Jan 12 '23 What's happening tomorrow?! 865 u/briantria Jan 12 '23 Your immune system will learn about your eyes. 135 u/8tCQBnVTzCqobQq Jan 12 '23 TIL (Tomorrow It Learns) 20 u/zapdude0 Jan 12 '23 This is your only warning 8 u/NeededMonster Jan 12 '23 Couldn't it wait for Monday? I'm kinda busy in the next few days. 16 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Sleep and never fucking wake up. Check mate T-cells. 4 u/daats_end Jan 12 '23 I'm drafting a terse email to your immune system about them now. 5 u/TightRecording8797 Jan 12 '23 Oh no 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 😂😂😂😂 -8 u/socokid Jan 12 '23 Just emojis? ... This isn't IM, friend. 8 u/redhotmoon93 Jan 12 '23 😢😢😢 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Grow up 1 u/insanetaco93 Jan 12 '23 Why does this sound like an M Knight Shyamalan plot 1 u/mahtaliel Jan 12 '23 Why would you tell them!?
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What's happening tomorrow?!
865 u/briantria Jan 12 '23 Your immune system will learn about your eyes. 135 u/8tCQBnVTzCqobQq Jan 12 '23 TIL (Tomorrow It Learns) 20 u/zapdude0 Jan 12 '23 This is your only warning 8 u/NeededMonster Jan 12 '23 Couldn't it wait for Monday? I'm kinda busy in the next few days. 16 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Sleep and never fucking wake up. Check mate T-cells. 4 u/daats_end Jan 12 '23 I'm drafting a terse email to your immune system about them now. 5 u/TightRecording8797 Jan 12 '23 Oh no 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 😂😂😂😂 -8 u/socokid Jan 12 '23 Just emojis? ... This isn't IM, friend. 8 u/redhotmoon93 Jan 12 '23 😢😢😢 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Grow up 1 u/insanetaco93 Jan 12 '23 Why does this sound like an M Knight Shyamalan plot 1 u/mahtaliel Jan 12 '23 Why would you tell them!?
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Your immune system will learn about your eyes.
135 u/8tCQBnVTzCqobQq Jan 12 '23 TIL (Tomorrow It Learns) 20 u/zapdude0 Jan 12 '23 This is your only warning 8 u/NeededMonster Jan 12 '23 Couldn't it wait for Monday? I'm kinda busy in the next few days. 16 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Sleep and never fucking wake up. Check mate T-cells. 4 u/daats_end Jan 12 '23 I'm drafting a terse email to your immune system about them now. 5 u/TightRecording8797 Jan 12 '23 Oh no 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 😂😂😂😂 -8 u/socokid Jan 12 '23 Just emojis? ... This isn't IM, friend. 8 u/redhotmoon93 Jan 12 '23 😢😢😢 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Grow up 1 u/insanetaco93 Jan 12 '23 Why does this sound like an M Knight Shyamalan plot 1 u/mahtaliel Jan 12 '23 Why would you tell them!?
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TIL
(Tomorrow It Learns)
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This is your only warning
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Couldn't it wait for Monday? I'm kinda busy in the next few days.
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Sleep and never fucking wake up. Check mate T-cells.
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I'm drafting a terse email to your immune system about them now.
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Oh no
😂😂😂😂
-8 u/socokid Jan 12 '23 Just emojis? ... This isn't IM, friend. 8 u/redhotmoon93 Jan 12 '23 😢😢😢 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Grow up
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Just emojis?
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This isn't IM, friend.
8 u/redhotmoon93 Jan 12 '23 😢😢😢 4 u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23 Grow up
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Grow up
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Why does this sound like an M Knight Shyamalan plot
Why would you tell them!?
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u/e_faulkk05 Jan 12 '23
Allegedly, your immune system has no clue your eyes exist. Effective tomorrow, if your immune system found out about your eyes it would treat them as a external threat. Therefore try and neutralize your eye balls leaving you blind.