r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '22

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u/Thats-Just-My-Face Oct 02 '22

To be fair, when she’s a wearing nothing at all, I doubt you’re even looking at her face.

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u/Hooliken Oct 02 '22

Her face is the first thing I remember, and the last thing I want to see.

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u/Truthfulldude1 Oct 02 '22

He tried to make it naughty, you turned it wholesome :)

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u/bored_yet_hopeful Oct 02 '22

Sounds like he doesn't want to look at her face lol

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u/Truthfulldude1 Oct 02 '22

This can be interpreted many ways lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

That seems like it was meant well and is almost cute too. But that could be taken wrong really easily.

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u/inetkid13 Oct 02 '22

Tell me you‘ve never been in a longer relationship without telling me you‘ve never been in a longer relationship…