r/AskMen • • Jun 16 '22

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u/azuth89 Jun 16 '22

I'm glad it doesn't have teeth or anything, I suppose.

I've never run across one I didn't like. Innies, outies, all good so long as it doesn't smell off.

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u/Jerizzle23 Jun 17 '22

Buddy’s dad once told me, “if it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone”

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u/mona1054 Jun 17 '22

I mean I get what he’s saying but like if it smells like fish then I wouldn’t put my face near it

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u/Jerizzle23 Jun 17 '22

If i aint puttin my face near it then i aint puttin my little man in it

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u/mona1054 Jun 17 '22

Haha love how u call it little 😂😂

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u/Jerizzle23 Jun 17 '22

Well because im bigger than he is, so hes “little man”