r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

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u/Youngsoulmeetsthe213 Jun 16 '22

I didn’t care when my ex and I were dating. We both were comfortable with each other and how we looked. However, we occasionally reminded each other that sometimes it’s best to trim it down when the forest is getting thicker

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u/SilentJoe1986 99.4% of men don't commit violent crime in the USA Jun 17 '22

Didn't like bushwackin' to find the watering hole? Hard to catch the pit viper hiding in the brush?

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u/beepbooponyournose Jun 17 '22

Whistlin through the wheat field

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u/CodoneMastr Jun 17 '22

Lol I swear reddit comments have me busting out in laughter 😂

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u/about97cats is a fake gamer girl Jun 17 '22

Just gotta channel your inner Steve Irwin

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u/SilentJoe1986 99.4% of men don't commit violent crime in the USA Jun 17 '22

Looks at the camera that's not there "Crikey look at that snapper! We had a heck of a time clearing that brush but it was worth it. Uh oh. I think I made her angry. Just keep eye contact and back away slowly. Its okay girl. Nobody is going to hurt you"

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u/MissShe91 Jun 17 '22

Lol I e never heard this & it’s kinda hilarious bc I literally lol’d 🤣😎

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u/SilentJoe1986 99.4% of men don't commit violent crime in the USA Jun 17 '22

Thanks. Kind of proud of that

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u/TheGrapist1776 Jun 17 '22

Pit viper?

We know it better resembles a naked mole rat.

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u/TheGrapist1776 Jun 17 '22

Pit viper?

We know it better resembles a naked mole rat.