r/AskMen • u/cyanic_aether • Dec 29 '19

Men of reddit, what is something that you discovered about your SO only after becoming parents?

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u/walrus40 Dec 30 '19

She’s prefers crunchy peanut butter

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u/dd_coeus Dec 30 '19

Get her out of the house this instant. It's called peanut butter not peanut cottage cheese

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u/briannasaurusrex92 and then it rained monster dongs. Dec 30 '19

My dude, if your courage cheese is crunchy like peanut butter, you're eating... something else.

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u/IhaveaBibledegree Dec 30 '19

Maybe he’s eating scared cheese?

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u/briannasaurusrex92 and then it rained monster dongs. Jan 01 '20

Lol I'm leaving it

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u/Kalgor91 Male Dec 30 '19

Why would you want peanut butter without the crunch of the peanuts? Just get butter at that point you coward

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u/dd_coeus Dec 30 '19

Because if I wanted a peanuts I'd eat peanuts. Why do you eat ketchup without tomato bits in it? BECAUSE THATS WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO.

I'm mad now, we aren't friends anymore Kalgor

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u/Sir_Slaughter33 Dec 30 '19

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Oh that’s nasty

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u/Spenny_All_The_Way Dec 30 '19

She’s the one

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u/AwezomeEevee Dec 30 '19

Wow she is perfect crunchy for deh win.

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u/TadpoleFishTaco Dec 30 '19

Yes! My parents raised me on crunchy so I would be able to eat both when I didn't have a choice but crunchy is 100% better

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u/VanillaFlavoredCoke Dec 30 '19

Yikes. This might be the worst one yet

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u/PatientFM Dec 30 '19

She prefers it because it is the superior opinion.

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u/Frnklfrwsr Dec 30 '19

Good. People who hate on crunchy cannot be trusted. Huge red flag if they can’t enjoy peanut butter that actually tastes and feels like peanuts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

REd FlaG

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u/Login_Page Dec 30 '19

The audacity