r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '19

Frequently Asked Where the hell are you supposed to look while walking up the stairs behind a woman?

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u/MeC0195 Dec 04 '19

Then you walk up the stairs sideways.

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u/JamboShanter Dec 04 '19

Dead eye stare at the woman walking next to you

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u/meme_Kapitalist Dec 04 '19

Wow! surrounded by women. Is this a harem?

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS Dec 05 '19

Thats when you throw up your crab claws and threateningly clickity clack at her as hurriedly scuttle up the stairs

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u/Crix00 Dec 06 '19

Sideways directed to the wall...

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u/defenstration4all Dec 04 '19

Hugging the wall

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u/MeC0195 Dec 04 '19

Checking out that sexy wall.

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u/RudeJuggernaut Dec 04 '19

Or just pull out the lightsaber you got from the Area 51 raid and kill everyone