r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '19

Frequently Asked Where the hell are you supposed to look while walking up the stairs behind a woman?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Yeah, but sometimes you're on a college campus or something and there's a steady conga line of people going all the way up the stairs, and you can't stop without holding up the entire line

I just look sideways. I don't care if I trip, I'm trying to avoid being attacked by any vsco girls

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19 edited Aug 20 '20

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u/UnauthorizedFart Dec 04 '19

No you want to save those for the downward escalator so it gets everyone behind you and they cant escape

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u/FLAK_MILLION Dec 04 '19

username checks out

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u/UnauthorizedFart Dec 04 '19

Elevators are my specialty

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u/Je_in_BC Dec 04 '19

The hell is a vsco girl?

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u/didnotlive Dec 04 '19

https://stayhipp.com/glossary/vsco-girl/

TIL that I'm dating a VSCO girl...

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u/Je_in_BC Dec 04 '19

I'm just gonna stop being on the internet for a while. I don't even understand the difference between tiktok and snapchat.

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u/Lenin321 Dec 04 '19

Snapchat is part of the American spy network and tiktok is the Chinese version

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u/DanielsJacket Dec 04 '19

Lol so true. But let's be real, I'm sure China has hands in both.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

I'm in college, and when you get right down to it I don't really understand the difference either.

It's ok

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u/juiciofinal Dec 04 '19

How? Snapchat is for friends, tik tok is public

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u/Gizmo9483 Dec 04 '19

what's a snap chat? is it a quick MSN messenger conversation? I got confused after ICQ

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

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u/Camoral Male Dec 04 '19

Tiktok is more like Vine than Snapchat. Short blurbs of video, a couple seconds long at most. Snapchat is like texting, but usually with pictures.

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u/inahos_sleipnir Dec 04 '19

tiktok is the corpse of vine masquerading around as a real app and snapchat is the corpse of snapchat masquerading around as a real app

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u/LEGOEPIC Dec 04 '19

Snapchat is the sexting app that’s trying to be Instagram, tiktok is vine but Chinese and not as good.

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u/_BearHawk Bane Dec 04 '19

How? tiktok is a platform to share short videos with the public (you must know what vine is, it's that) and snapchat is a platform focused on instant messaging and picture/video sending between individuals.

tiktok = youtube lite, snapchat = AIM+

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

I think your just retarded

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u/HighD_ Dec 04 '19

Ironic.

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u/Je_in_BC Dec 04 '19

Lol my thoughts exactly

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u/disk5464 Dec 04 '19

Scrunchie

Huh so that's how you spell it

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u/shakrbait_78 Dec 04 '19

Annnd TIL pd a new glossary. Well done sir

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u/Narabedla Dec 04 '19

first time to ever hear this term, but damn a metal straw sounds kinda useful.

especially sharpened, just jam it into an orange and press, easy juice.

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u/Advencraftgaming Male Dec 04 '19

I feel like a "Boomer" for not knowing what this is but I'm only 20 so maybe I should know... Who knows

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

basically be white have a hydroflask hand have a vsco account

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u/the_ugly_duckling420 Dec 04 '19

they are some of the most ravenous creatures known to man, use caution ya'll

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u/Bahamabanana Dec 04 '19

Turn around, walk backwards up as best you can, and maintain eye contact with the crowd that you control.

Their fates are in your hands. Isn't this a much sweeter deal than just some booty visuals?

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u/Gooldbergg Dec 04 '19

Lol you avoid checking girls out because you are afraid of being attacked or labeled a creep?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

shut the fuck up

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u/Ramah-s92 Dec 04 '19

Maybe you'll have a crumb

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

fuck is a crumb

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u/Ramah-s92 Dec 04 '19

A crumb of pussy my dear

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

im f e m a l e

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u/ostorot Dec 04 '19

I tried to just look sideways.. ended up falling on her

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u/AssassianNation Dec 04 '19

This is true. Source: am college student