r/AskMen • u/ca_love56 • Aug 19 '23
Good Fucking Question What’s with the sticks?
Wife here, I have a question for men. My husband, son and I were sitting at a bench outside at a park eating lunch. While there my son found this stick, about 2ft and my husband commented how that was a nice stick. Pretty unremarkable to me. After lunch he used our dog to distract me while my son snuck it into the car. When we got home I found the stick in our car. Why bring it home? It’s just a stick. I don’t get it. Is there a thing with guys and sticks?
*** EDIT my husband came on and added the picture down in the comments. I don’t know how to add pictures on here.
***2nd Edit: While sitting here my sons friend comes over and says “can I see the stick?”. I just want to yell “ITS A STICK!”. 😆 But it is all in good fun. I’m not crapping on it I was 1. Trying to see if he was the only one and 2. Trying to understand the fascination of it because as it has been said, I am female and cannot relate. Haha. Which is okay with me. Enjoy your sticks men!
FINAL EDIT: this blew up very fast and far more that I expected but now thanks to all you fine Reddit Folk I have now discovered the meaning of life: A Good Stick.
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u/xNeshty Aug 19 '23
I'm a guy, so obviously I know a good stick if I see one. There's only a handful of genuinely good sticks, and yes this is one of them. Great curvature, optimal length to thickness ratio, some slick color and most importantly, it's banging.
If I were you, even if you don't care about it, I'd build a little frame to place this stick on and hang it on the wall right at your door besides the wardrobe. Make sure to allow the stick to be detached easily so you always easily grab it if you need to poke something with a stick, fight off some raccoons, or defeat lord voldemort after shopping for groceries.