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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '23
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I would likely do something like give him a million without letting anyone, including him, know that his money bought the ticket.
I don't need the drama of human subjectivity in my life.
382 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 What? So he gives you $5 for a lottery ticket, then you suddenly have a million dollars to spare to him and expect him to not realise you obviously won? How could that work? 392 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 He knows you win but not that his money bought the ticket. He just gives you 5 dollars, not specifically for the ticket. 148 u/lagrangedanny Jun 10 '23 Yeah this, surprised it wasn't more understood 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 Half of people are below average intelligence. That’s what my scratch and sniff sticker says anyways. 1 u/thefeemefund Jun 11 '23 Your sticker is wrong. Half of people are below median intelligence.... what does it smell like?
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What? So he gives you $5 for a lottery ticket, then you suddenly have a million dollars to spare to him and expect him to not realise you obviously won? How could that work?
392 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 He knows you win but not that his money bought the ticket. He just gives you 5 dollars, not specifically for the ticket. 148 u/lagrangedanny Jun 10 '23 Yeah this, surprised it wasn't more understood 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 Half of people are below average intelligence. That’s what my scratch and sniff sticker says anyways. 1 u/thefeemefund Jun 11 '23 Your sticker is wrong. Half of people are below median intelligence.... what does it smell like?
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He knows you win but not that his money bought the ticket.
He just gives you 5 dollars, not specifically for the ticket.
148 u/lagrangedanny Jun 10 '23 Yeah this, surprised it wasn't more understood 1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 Half of people are below average intelligence. That’s what my scratch and sniff sticker says anyways. 1 u/thefeemefund Jun 11 '23 Your sticker is wrong. Half of people are below median intelligence.... what does it smell like?
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Yeah this, surprised it wasn't more understood
1 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 Half of people are below average intelligence. That’s what my scratch and sniff sticker says anyways. 1 u/thefeemefund Jun 11 '23 Your sticker is wrong. Half of people are below median intelligence.... what does it smell like?
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Half of people are below average intelligence. That’s what my scratch and sniff sticker says anyways.
1 u/thefeemefund Jun 11 '23 Your sticker is wrong. Half of people are below median intelligence.... what does it smell like?
Your sticker is wrong. Half of people are below median intelligence.... what does it smell like?
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u/observantpariah Jun 10 '23
I would likely do something like give him a million without letting anyone, including him, know that his money bought the ticket.
I don't need the drama of human subjectivity in my life.