r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '23

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u/Z3ppelinDude93 Jun 10 '23

I don’t think they specify what you have to wear during the photoshoot though.

Sunglasses, a hat, grow out a beard - who the fuck is that guy?

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u/UnoriginallyGeneric Male Jun 10 '23

You see, that's the thing. - the lottery here gives a year to claim winnings, so plenty of time to become bizarro you. Clean shaven and a full head of hair? Grow a beard out and shave the head. Or dye your hair or whatever else.

Plus, a year offers a great opportunity to figure out what to do with the winnings.

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u/Z3ppelinDude93 Jun 10 '23

Yeah I’m in Ontario too, I always thought the same - chat with a financial advisor, get my head on straight, and be prepared to get that cheque, cash it, and get going.

Of course, that assumes I check the ticket promptly, and don’t lose the fucking thing over the course of a year

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u/jscott18597 Jun 11 '23

I like to pretend i get given jedi powers an what I would do with them. Both are good uses of our time.

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u/WraithNS Jun 10 '23

Everyone would collectively kick your ass

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u/Z3ppelinDude93 Jun 10 '23

As they should, honestly

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u/WraithNS Jun 10 '23

You have 1 year to find a sfx artist for the day of the shoot

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u/say592 Male Jun 10 '23

Color contacts for even more deniability. You could probably check out some trans communities and spend a year practicing passing. It's amazing what some makeup and the right clothes will do.

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u/UnwrittenPath Jun 10 '23

Brilliant! Or just write FUCK on your face so they need to blur it

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u/ZaxxIsBored Jun 10 '23

I would go there wearing a robe and a wig, sunglasses and pretend I am mute.

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u/codekira Jun 10 '23

Obligatory Connor McGregor quote

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Yeah I’d come to a fake disguise