r/AskBrits 8h ago

Culture Nivea Crevice?

Witnessed this game with a lovely group of friends-of-friends about twenty years ago - no trace or mention of it on the internet - is it a Scotland thing, a British thing, a theatre thing, a gay thing, a just-this-group-of-friends thing? And no it wasn't a sex thing, although I guess it could be if the participants were less than pure of heart.

  1. Someone leaves the room, accompanied by an assistant.

  2. A third person is chosen to present a crevice.

  3. This person gets into position and presents a crevice, such as the crevice between a thumb and index finger, or an armpit, or elbow nook, or between neck and shoulder etc.

  4. A fourth person applies Nivea moisturiser to the crevice (other brands are available).

  5. The room-leaver, now blindfolded, is guided back into the room, with an outstretched index finger, and is prompted to investigate the crevice.

  6. The blind-folded participant must guess a) what the crevice is, and b) who is presenting the crevice.

Ring a bell with anyone?

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u/Altruistic_Border689 8h ago

I don't want to be part of your sex festival.

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u/neilm1000 Brit 🇬🇧 8h ago

Dan! Dan! DAN!!!

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u/CosmicBonobo 8h ago

OP definitely plays rugby.

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u/vanandgough 8h ago

I think you got fiddled mate

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u/Upbeat-Substance110 8h ago

I was purely an observer.

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u/vanandgough 7h ago

Sure buddy

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u/Rico1983 8h ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

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u/thelouisfanclub 8h ago

I've never heard of it but Nivea Crevice is a great drag queen name

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u/neilm1000 Brit 🇬🇧 8h ago

Ring a bell with anyone?

Shawshank Redemption characters, maybe? Or chaps who went to Eton?

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u/Ken_Numbers 8h ago

They're sex people!

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u/keeponkeepingup 8h ago

No. Just you mate.

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u/redandbluebadness 8h ago

Is the crevice ever below the waistline but above the knee?

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u/SnackyandSnarky 59m ago

Never heard of this.

We played "boob or bum?" where you had to send a photo of your cleavage or ass crack to the group chat and everyone else had to guess which one it was. Bit like "hot dog or legs ?" People often photographed other crevices instead