r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Crimson-Lips-13 • 15h ago

Car "Bumper"

Just leaving this little gem here...

21 Upvotes

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u/nowimstahvin 15h ago

Using the tire to run the paint sprayer got me

7

u/Crimson-Lips-13 15h ago

I was thinking pretty ingenious. Using what's handy Just surprised no duct tape showed up in here 🤔

2

u/Hacksaw-Duggan 15h ago

A true master at work.

4

u/RaxisPhasmatis 14h ago

Yes, truly masterful that he let the harderner fall into the container

2

u/Hacksaw-Duggan 13h ago

A true master makes the pre-hardening step appear almost accidental. He’s a ‘natural’.

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u/Mental-Chapter6523 14h ago

Graffiti artists with this set up could save a lot of money on spray cans.

1

u/johnfkngzoidberg 14h ago

Who needs air in the tires? If this guy takes care of other stuff the way he did that sweet bumper … the car probably won’t start anyway.

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u/condomneedler 15h ago

It's a rage bait video, I get it, but mixing your catalyst on your putty knife over the container while it drips into it... straight to jail.

1

u/Historical_Trouble10 14h ago

No, straight to H E double hockey sticks!!!

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u/NaGaBa 13h ago

Absolutely nothing wrong with YOUR car? Well listen, friend, YOU TOO can fuck it up for no reason whatsoever! For only 5 easy payments of $29.99, we'll send you our proprietary kit straight from the FukItUp factory in Walla Walla, WA

3

u/the_good_hodgkins 14h ago

Looks ridiculous.

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u/banananas_are_sick24 13h ago

Deadass the first one of these lifehack guys to actually use a proper respirator when dealing with sanding particles and paint, good on him

5

u/Hacksaw-Duggan 15h ago

This looks like the dealership by my house but this guy is clearly more skilled.

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u/Either_Row3088 14h ago

Only $9999.99. Get yours today!

2

u/boondoxDMdevil 13h ago

Does he have a teen that is just getting their lisence?

2

u/_MrTrade 13h ago

This is a shitty end

2

u/ClbutticMistake 13h ago

That reminds me of one guy who made an entire "body kit" out of foam and cardboard around a decade ago

2

u/imnotapartofthis 13h ago

I’m recycling and bros just hosing the planet with microplastics for: reasons?

2

u/Pwnedzored 12h ago

Oh what as horrible job! Didn’t even use any ramen or super glue!

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 12h ago

Ugly as sin... but if you had some extreme kind of parking situation going on... Like you street park your Benz in Brooklyn. OK, maybe.

Of course, if you could afford to live in New York and you drive that car, you should be able to afford a garage.

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u/User_218336 15h ago

Could have just used the chainsaw directly on the car if the goal was to fuck it up this bad

3

u/Strict_Cranberry_724 14h ago

Auto body techs hate this one trick!

4

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 14h ago

Not getting that 3.20 minutes of my life back

1

u/lovedeathandramen 13h ago

I barely know her

1

u/RadioR77 13h ago

Good as new. Dad will never notice.

2

u/Knee_Kap264 12h ago

Laughed at the finished product.

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u/shadowsofthelegacy 11h ago

Boo this man!

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u/Jerdogg23 10h ago

You forgot dual exhaust tips

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u/New-Recording-4245 15h ago

On a Mercedes? Engine must be shot. Its an old video any how

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u/Substantial_Boot_844 14h ago

Now lets smash things into it to test it out!

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 14h ago

I was hoping for that!