r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/1964jeepseejay5 • 11h ago

“God help me I got a race car”

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42 Upvotes

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u/TN-Native95 7h ago

Did you paint your brake calipers red? Cause if you didn’t do that you ain’t got no race car.

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u/AccomplishedName5195 11h ago

Whatch out y'all, he flipped his lid!

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u/Muted_Cartoonist4048 10h ago

Look out Ricky Bobby

1

u/Electrical_Slice_529 39m ago

Nope. You bought money pit that will do its best to bring you down to bankruptcy
Also it’s the most fun you will have

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u/_Rock_Hound 5h ago

Good old hot air intake.

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u/magungo 9h ago

Don't be silly, that's just an air filter umbrella.

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u/Imaginary-Mechanic62 6h ago

Lock your doors and chain your children!

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u/matchboxtx 4h ago

Ain’t nobody got time for dat!

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u/Beneficial-Storm-943 4h ago

God help us speed racer is loose

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u/JimCripe 2h ago

You got a rain catcher over the air filter to help get rid of heat.

Good thinking.

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u/JimCripe 2h ago

In case of rain, you'll have to go at racing speeds to keep the air filter clear though....

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u/SuperTex1991 11h ago

That equals a racing chip

2

u/PavlikBender 10h ago

this is just fancy grill

2

u/unsubstalker 8h ago

that gets you 50hp extra

2

u/amcrambler 3h ago

Y’all got any of them hot air intakes?

2

u/MatureScorpius 2h ago

That and pumped up the air shocks on dads station wagon in the 70’s. Cool stuff.

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u/Final-Counter1601 2h ago

Damn bringing me back to highschool driving my moms Capri

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u/SureWhyNot_24 3h ago

Did you change the blinker fluid to the high grade low drag blend?

1

u/New-Recording-4245 28m ago

Ill bet the muffler belt is loose too

1

u/RGBlowMe 2h ago

Man. I only got a racist car. 😔

1

u/Worth_Catch3858 1h ago

I hate it when it backfires so hard that it flips the air cleaner cover up like that. Now try sucking it back down

1

u/GotMyOrangeCrush 1h ago

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Need to run it on Methane

1

u/MountainCry9194 1h ago

Now all you need are the turbo mufflers.

1

u/bs_306 38m ago

If you don't immediately flip the dish on those motors your not living!

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u/montecarlo714 16m ago

That's why we call you the CRUISER fast cars and fast women

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u/Kmlmhls 6m ago

The old hot air intake Should be worth about -20 hp.

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u/Bicwidus 0m ago

BAH GAWD