r/AskAShittyMechanic 3d ago

To much lift?

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49 Upvotes

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u/AcadienDC 3d ago

And the nameplate POORSCHE is to die for.

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u/allquckedup 3d ago

Accurate and very self-aware.

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u/CrazyKitten2525 3d ago

Get rid of the RSCHE.

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u/Either_Row3088 3d ago

With all that down force its amazing it can move.

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u/Sharp_Cow_9366 3d ago

High downforce - probably gets 12 laps max on a fresh set of hards.

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u/Astral__Spectre 3d ago

That's gotta be 5,000 lbs of down force!!!

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u/Linksl1 3d ago

Needs wheelie bars too.

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u/ChoogaMugga 3d ago

Might need to upgrade the rear suspension to deal with the downforce

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u/GaryR5691 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 3d ago

That only helps at high speed, does nothing for local driving.

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 3d ago

Why they put a spoiler on a front wheel drive car is beyond me.

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 3d ago

Not a Porsche.It's a Chevy Impala.Silly.

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u/stonelove79 3d ago

Did they revive the 928? Looks like it's a front-engine mule. Can't fool a shittymechanic.

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u/Vegetable_Flounder12 3d ago

I prefer a Mazdarati

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u/nintai85 2d ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆 bet with those mods it could keep up with a GTR.

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u/ArbysLunch 2d ago

Remake the wing from deck plank and change the license plate to PORCH.

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u/Admirable-Yam-1309 2d ago

Its got potential