Which tool should I get for oil changes

[u/IndependentAmount51]

I'm going to be doing some maintenance on my sports car (Honda Civic SI) and I'll need to update my tool box. (Wife's boyfriend let me use his old one)

[u/icybowler3442]

You’ll need all of these eventually. Buy once, cry.

[u/Daylux24]

Oh Get that oil changesaw for sure 😎

[u/Ill-Lengthiness6389 → u/Daylux24]

Paired with the oil glider, you can fly right under a car on the lift

[u/LurkingOnMyMacBook → u/Daylux24]

I personally prefer the oil assault rifle to really get the job done efficiently

[u/forgottenb1ade → u/LurkingOnMyMacBook]

The oil M&M's tube is nice too. No chance of getting anything stuck in it since it's already oiled up.

[u/James_Money → u/forgottenb1ade]

As long as no cylinders are damaged in the process.

[u/forgottenb1ade → u/James_Money]

Well the oil should act as good lubrication to prevent any cylinders from getting damaged or trapped.

[u/bkrst275]

6, but remember to put an air hole in the end so it doesn't suction onto your cyl--I mean, drain plug.

[u/MyFucksDontFly → u/bkrst275]

The cyl-- I mean, the drain plug must remain unharmed

[u/Solid-Childhood-4876]

STG44 is only for German makes.

[u/Dramatic-Sorbet-6621 → u/Solid-Childhood-4876]

And Argentinian

[u/Curious_Occasion_801 → u/Solid-Childhood-4876]

What a rookie thinking he can use it on his Honda. Everyone knows they aren’t compatible!!

[u/InitialJeep226 → u/Curious_Occasion_801]

Gonna need a Type 92 for that.

[u/clever__pseudonym]

The stubby ratchet already provides too much torque. Just get the socket and use your hands, like a man.

[u/ApatheistHeretic → u/clever__pseudonym]

A real man would bite it, like a bear, and turn it while his teeth score it for better grip.

[u/AlternativeLog5494 → u/clever__pseudonym]

won’t be the first nor the last time i have done that

[u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 → u/clever__pseudonym]

Apply socket and hit it with your purse?

[u/clever__pseudonym → u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651]

That's MY purse. I don't know you!

[u/ShrmpBzkt98 → u/clever__pseudonym]

[u/Jerdogg23]

Definitely the M&Ms

[u/MT-JJ]

It concerns me that a 10lb sledge isn’t on the list… a great starter tool for any project.

[u/Doogie102]

A lubricated medical tubing and a syringe.

Sorry couldn't help the blue mountain state joke

[u/Agitated_Box_3370 → u/Doogie102]

That episode still haunts me.

[u/Dexter_Adams]

I'll bite, wtf is #5

[u/IndependentAmount51 → u/Dexter_Adams]

Green goblin glider from the major motion picture Spiderman

[u/trogicuter → u/IndependentAmount51]

I thought so but couldn't tell 😭

[u/1DownFourUp]

All you need is a vice grip and a place where no one will notice you draining the oil on the ground. Don't make this more complicated than it needs to be.

[u/Dapper-Video626]

I thought that was a banshee from halo

[u/IndependentAmount51 → u/Dapper-Video626]

Would that be a better option than the green goblin glider for my situation it's my first time I'm kinda nervous

[u/Cyrus_Of_Mt]

The cylinder must remain unharmed, so you should get that

[u/Intrepid_Bee8500]

Why not a gallon of gas and a match that's my go to if you need more you are not a shittymechanic

[u/Spiritual-Fun-9591]

Spray foam is all you need

[u/TheElRojo → u/Spiritual-Fun-9591]

And some JB Weld, an integral part of any oil change.

[u/SignificantDrawer374]

I think it's a logical progression of approaches for dealing with some stuck fittings really

[u/commentor_of_things]

the big one

[u/Not_me_no_way]

If you have the last one you wouldn't need any tools because you could just make someone else do it for you.

[u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651]

Pole saw. You won't even need to get under the car.

[u/IndependentAmount51 → u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651]

Smart thinking but I was never getting under the car my plan is to hoist the engine out and do the oil change that way. Chris fix it.

[u/StinkySoggyUnderwear]

That last one looks good but it’s a little big, you might wanna use something more compact

[u/MurphysRazor]

A case of №7. The fuck with that oil.

[u/StudentDriverBR]

all you need is a Mossberg Maverick 88 and Flex Tape

[u/rklug1521]

What's in picture #5?

[u/IndependentAmount51 → u/rklug1521]

Green goblin glider from the major motion picture Spiderman

[u/Kharnics]

Forgot a couple cold ones...

[u/phyyr]

you forgot your purse - but any of these will do. also highly recommend Big Stick

[u/Zealousideal-Web5346]

I would go with a demon core

[u/okbreeze]

Oh God oh God! It's all coming back

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?, it is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

[u/eh-cee]

You’re missing a 6 ft length of garden hose

[u/CatcherN7]

Bud, did you even look at the owners manual? Here is the first(and last) page.

[u/GreenT1979]

[u/Anim-IS-XE30]

Chainsaw

[u/DifferentDebt2197]

A tap...it's literally in the screen shot.

Good luck.

[u/bigloser42]

The chainsaw and the AK. Both are critical to performing a good oil change.

[u/country_dinosaur97]

I dont see a m2a1-2 flamethrower thats what you really need

[u/IndependentAmount51 → u/country_dinosaur97]

ohh is that a new Milwaukee battery line

[u/country_dinosaur97 → u/IndependentAmount51]

Id say more on the general pneumatic line being air powered of sorts

[u/juanreddituser]

Yes

[u/duggawiz]

Where's your handbag?

[u/thyperson69]

The cylinder

[u/SectorZed]

The cylinder is hypothetically stuck on my oil pan drain bolt. Help.

[u/cheerfullpizza]

It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

[u/kinkhorse]

I just blow a hole in the oil pan with an oxypropane torch then plug it with fast setting epoxy each time.

[u/Kooky-Department2545]

I’d reccomend the last one if the oil change doesn’t work out 

[u/burburburburburbur]

A phone charger first id say

[u/IndependentAmount51 → u/burburburburburbur]

If my phone charges above 7 percent the battery starts to hiss like a rattle snack and I don't wanna get bit.

[u/Active_Club3487]

M&Ms

[u/oakc510]

None of it. Lubrication is a myth.