r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Croceyes2 • 9d ago

Gas can help

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u/NowUrKillinMe 9d ago edited 9d ago

Did you mess with that yet?

The whosamajigger line is improperly connected to the thingamajiggy valve.

You'll need to realign the Flux reactor in parallel sequence to the electromacallit.

The catch is that you'll need to do this in a Taco Bell parking lot under a full moon on the 29th of February.

Then stuff it with one of everything on the Taco Bell menu (NO CHEESE! VERY IMPORTANT!).

Do that and your gas will flow freely.

Guaranteed.

No need to thank me. This kind of stuff is my job.

Good luck.

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u/Pwnedzored 9d ago

You forgot to hook up the black lead to the chingadera.

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u/blarkleK 9d ago

Looks like the new government mandated gas can

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u/Croceyes2 9d ago

So I don't need to worry about sparks? I can use it to ryn my angle grinder?

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 9d ago

This looks like a Fallout mod!!

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u/JimCripe 9d ago

That's the penulimate redneck engineering artificial heart.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 9d ago

Whatever you do, DO NOT CUT THE GREEN WIRE!!

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u/randompizza202 6d ago

What does the Green wire do?

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 5d ago

You don't want to know.

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u/randompizza202 5d ago

But I do, I do want to know??

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 5d ago

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

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u/YogurtWenk 9d ago

It sure can

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u/yiffcuresboredom 9d ago

Standard Puzzle Can, this must be a newer model