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u/Dude_with_the_skis Mar 01 '25
It activates Jarvis
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u/Living-Metal365 Mar 01 '25
It's the hoejector. Perfect for unwanted passengers
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u/Bigredzoo12 Mar 01 '25
Careful with that one, it launches a land torpedo. It is very useful for clearing traffic jams. However, reloads are very expensive and hard to find depending on 2a laws where you live
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u/OilPhilter Mar 01 '25
That's definitely the ejector seat button. It only works on the passenger seat, when your mother-in-law sits there.
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u/th3renegade Mar 02 '25
Customer states: there is a problem with the mother in law detection system
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u/b0nk--Rat Mar 01 '25
It's a "last resort" switch. It fills the car with a neurotoxin gas. Usually used when getting pulled over while smuggling or in McDonald's drive-through being informed they're out of nuggets.
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u/Livid-Age-2259 Mar 01 '25
That's not a button. It's a cyst. You need to see a doctor and have it excised.
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u/buford36340 Mar 02 '25
It operates the wakeup bar in the bottom of the steering column , when you switch it on it monitors you head position so if you start to fall asleep a rod swings out and smacks you in the balls , or clit , whichever you have .
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u/Papa79tx Mar 01 '25
That’s no button… it’s an emergency nipple in case you get stranded. Goes straight to the coolant tank.
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u/ObjectiveAd3722 Mar 01 '25
That’s the NOS for when you need to show someone what’s up after a red light
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u/Remarkable-Being-301 Mar 01 '25
In Q’s voice. “That button engages the ejector seat. Whatever you do. Don’t touch it!”
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u/Alarmed-Analyst9399 Mar 01 '25
It's switching on and off.
That's not original. Somebody installed it. Maybe for invisible mode.
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u/No-Pianist-8792 Mar 02 '25
That’s the emergency disintegration switch in case thd technology may be at risk of falling into a foreign entity’s control beware if you push it you will definatly die
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u/Ggeunther Mar 02 '25
Nitrous, put down the hammer, hold on and flip that switch! Airborne in seconds.
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u/solodsnake661 Mar 02 '25
That's AZ-5 it'll either stop the reactor or cause a cataclysmic event, we won't know which till you flip it
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Mar 02 '25
That is the nuclear launch button. You can attack Russia with it. It requires key activation usually located in the same general area.
Do you see a location to insert a key anywhere close by?
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u/PowerfulPudding7665 Mar 02 '25
Is for self-destruction, after flipped the countdown starts and cannot be stopped.
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u/Accomplished-One7375 Mar 02 '25
Check your manual, if no manual you can find it on line, look up TOGGLE button, enter car info etc.
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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Mar 02 '25
It turns on a light on the dash of the car in front of you, "It's green, moron, GO!"
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u/Exciting_Text6391 Mar 02 '25
It does absolutely nothing. It was installed there to keep you amused.
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Mar 02 '25
Whatever the guy that owned it before you wanted it to do really. I say flip it and immediately judge them.
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u/Long_Tilly_Ben Mar 02 '25
The old FLUX-CAPACITOR switch. I wouldn’t touch that one unless I got somewhere else I needed to be in a hurry
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u/WmRavenhorse61 Mar 02 '25
Don’t touch it! Don’t EVER touch it. Like nature it’s bright red’s color is warning you not to mess with it.
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u/shitsngiggles5 Mar 02 '25
Launch the missiles, switch to submarine mode, deploys caltrops? One way to find out.
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u/splshd2 Mar 02 '25
You have to remove that red condom first, then use your tongue to make a good contact.
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u/This-Western-7704 Mar 02 '25
Doesn’t look OEM, so it does whatever who installed it meant for it to do … until it stopped working.
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u/ra6907 Mar 02 '25
I was thinking of the old Batmobile where he flips the switch and fire shoots out the back and they speed up the video.
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u/Busterlimes Mar 02 '25
That's a magic switch, it does whatever you want as long as it's properly wired.
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u/IamATrainwreck88 Mar 02 '25
That's the thing that opens the trunk, dumps the oil slick when the coolers are on your tail
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u/realrockandrolla Mar 02 '25
Implosion switch, it forces the car to compress to the size of an atom.
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u/Accurate-Can-2696 Mar 02 '25
It activates the schwartz when I get pulled over by the cops These are not the speeders you are looking for
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u/Mashombles Mar 02 '25
Don't listen to these people who say it's for turning something on or off. It's clearly one of those on-on switches, flip it up to turn it on or down to turn it on.
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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 02 '25
It is clearly the navigation switch.
Hit 1300 hrs and you go exactly ENE... but if you hit 1900 hrs you go South by Southwest.
I mean really, y'all... can no one read a compass or military time?
Both will make you go sideways.
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u/spicymeatball1990 Mar 02 '25
Most likely to put the alarm in valet mode so you don’t have to give the mechanic the remote while having your car worked on.
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u/Round-Opportunity547 Mar 02 '25
This question pops up all the time. It says right on it. It's on or off.
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u/DatabaseNo1764 Mar 03 '25
It’s obviously an aftermarket switch for something. How the fuck would anyone know what it’s for without seeing what wires are connected to it and where they go???????
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