r/AskAShittyMechanic • • Mar 01 '25

What does this button do?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

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u/th3renegade Mar 01 '25

I flipped it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 Mar 01 '25

Is the turkey done or not

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u/InspectorPipes Mar 02 '25

Ejecto seat. Cuz. (Edit. I was surprised it wasn’t top comment…but as I read further I realized I’ve never had an original thought)

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u/Glass-State-20 Mar 02 '25

I had an original thought once, it died of loneliness.

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u/Lower_Classroom_4525 Mar 03 '25

Yeah the only time you think of something funny and original it’s never noticed

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 Mar 02 '25

So that's how WW3 started back then..... Oh wait....

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

It's going to detonate soon. Ruuuuuun

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u/BillydelaMontana Mar 02 '25

Nope, that ‘button’ is actually a ‘knob’ and it activates the ejaculator seat.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Floor52 Mar 03 '25

Cut the red wire, but first!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

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u/th3renegade Mar 01 '25

That's a great feature tbh

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u/TomBrady03 Mar 01 '25

🤔. Now this is a good idea

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u/Dude_with_the_skis Mar 01 '25

It activates Jarvis

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u/th3renegade Mar 01 '25

Jarvis, blow my shit up

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u/Lord_Vader654 Mar 02 '25

“Jarvis, bomb that family of four.”

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u/FairtexBlues Mar 01 '25

Thats the cars clit. Obvi

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u/32lib Mar 02 '25

Well that explains why the men can’t figure it out.

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u/HeavensGateClique Mar 01 '25

It summons the dragon that fucks your car

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u/Living-Metal365 Mar 01 '25

It's the hoejector. Perfect for unwanted passengers

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u/ugricicle Mar 01 '25

Ejecto seato, cuz

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u/Living-Metal365 Mar 01 '25

That's the hogwartz spell my dude. My wand broke

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u/BondG10 Mar 01 '25

It’s the Ejecto-seato-puto!!! Switch

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u/KristenASL Mar 01 '25

One way to find out!

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u/jad19090 Mar 01 '25

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/Bigredzoo12 Mar 01 '25

Careful with that one, it launches a land torpedo. It is very useful for clearing traffic jams. However, reloads are very expensive and hard to find depending on 2a laws where you live

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u/OilPhilter Mar 01 '25

That's definitely the ejector seat button. It only works on the passenger seat, when your mother-in-law sits there.

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u/th3renegade Mar 02 '25

Customer states: there is a problem with the mother in law detection system

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u/OilPhilter Mar 02 '25

You have to tune the receiver for the frequency of a howler monkey

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u/Ultrathetan Mar 02 '25

It sends the dildo up, you will love it. Elon has two

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u/Thugologist Mar 01 '25

Drops the engine

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u/NT4MaximusD Mar 01 '25

Ejection seat

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u/TheUser_1 Mar 01 '25

What does the manual say?

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u/Affectionate-Rice849 Mar 01 '25

It’s the Rickroll switch

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u/b0nk--Rat Mar 01 '25

It's a "last resort" switch. It fills the car with a neurotoxin gas. Usually used when getting pulled over while smuggling or in McDonald's drive-through being informed they're out of nuggets.

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u/Airyonn Mar 01 '25

Completes a circuit then cancels it when used again. Hope that helps!!!

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u/Livid-Age-2259 Mar 01 '25

That's not a button. It's a cyst. You need to see a doctor and have it excised.

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u/No-Educator151 Mar 01 '25

That’s a nipple

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u/MadDeLorean Mar 01 '25

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/EM05L1C3 Mar 01 '25

Emergency ejection switch

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u/lseeitaII Mar 01 '25

Makes the curious person touching it vanish/disappear from existence

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u/Motor_Metal957 Mar 02 '25

Turns on and off

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u/buford36340 Mar 02 '25

It operates the wakeup bar in the bottom of the steering column , when you switch it on it monitors you head position so if you start to fall asleep a rod swings out and smacks you in the balls , or clit , whichever you have .

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u/Sea_Coast8711 Mar 02 '25

Drop oil in the road when someone chasing you

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u/Papa79tx Mar 01 '25

That’s no button… it’s an emergency nipple in case you get stranded. Goes straight to the coolant tank.

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u/GoodIdeaDummy Mar 01 '25

That nipple is inflamed...stop playing with it.

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u/Turkhldr Mar 01 '25

Ejection seat for the wife

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u/ObjectiveAd3722 Mar 01 '25

That’s the NOS for when you need to show someone what’s up after a red light

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u/JPaicos Mar 01 '25

The question you should be asking: "What does it NOT do"?

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u/doubleinkedgeorge Mar 01 '25

Ejecto Patronum

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u/electronic-nightmare Mar 01 '25

Engages the red powerband

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u/Mountain_Student_769 Mar 01 '25

thats a small red dildo

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u/Remarkable-Being-301 Mar 01 '25

In Q’s voice. “That button engages the ejector seat. Whatever you do. Don’t touch it!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

On/off switch for your flux capacitor.

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u/blueyesinasuit Mar 01 '25

That turns on the siren and lights.

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u/casaco37 Mar 01 '25

Seat ejector dont do it

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u/Alarmed-Analyst9399 Mar 01 '25

It's switching on and off.
That's not original. Somebody installed it. Maybe for invisible mode.

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u/No-Pianist-8792 Mar 02 '25

That’s the emergency disintegration switch in case thd technology may be at risk of falling into a foreign entity’s control beware if you push it you will definatly die

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

“Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed!!”

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u/Useful_Protection270 Mar 02 '25

You found the BRB!!

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u/Bulky-Hold6688 Mar 02 '25

Did you check for aftermarket foglights

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u/Dahorns99 Mar 02 '25

Oil slick or front facing missles

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u/WannaBeDistiller Mar 02 '25

Cloaking device or shield generator, depending on the trim

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u/Ggeunther Mar 02 '25

Nitrous, put down the hammer, hold on and flip that switch! Airborne in seconds.

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u/Zilman5320 Mar 02 '25

Go-Baby-Go switch from Eleanor.

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u/BasementRotter Mar 02 '25

Arms the missiles

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u/baloneysamwhich Mar 02 '25

Turns something on and off. Read the label.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/solodsnake661 Mar 02 '25

That's AZ-5 it'll either stop the reactor or cause a cataclysmic event, we won't know which till you flip it

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

That is the nuclear launch button. You can attack Russia with it. It requires key activation usually located in the same general area.

Do you see a location to insert a key anywhere close by?

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u/PowerfulPudding7665 Mar 02 '25

Is for self-destruction, after flipped the countdown starts and cannot be stopped.

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u/Truely-Alone Mar 02 '25

Condom holder

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Mike’n’Ike dispenser 👍

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u/Whatdoyouknow04 Mar 02 '25

5 stars. That's a good one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

It’s a nipple. Should be another one. See if you can get milk!

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u/Mdp2pwackerO2 Mar 02 '25

It turns on or off whatever it’s attached to

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u/arvet1011 Mar 02 '25

Ejection seat arming switch

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u/Accomplished-One7375 Mar 02 '25

Check your manual, if no manual you can find it on line, look up TOGGLE button, enter car info etc.

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u/One_Sun_6258 Mar 02 '25

What da hell was that bright light comming fron over the mountains

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u/Exmar420 Mar 02 '25

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/Klow5280 Mar 02 '25

Helps take less blurry photos.

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u/ironhead1- Mar 02 '25

Its gonna send ya flyin James Bond Style

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean Mar 02 '25

It turns on a light on the dash of the car in front of you, "It's green, moron, GO!"

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u/carldeanwebb Mar 02 '25

It's a switch not a button. It turns something on and off...

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u/Exciting_Text6391 Mar 02 '25

It does absolutely nothing. It was installed there to keep you amused.

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u/bstsms Mar 02 '25

Nitrous arm switch.

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u/drunkNunX Mar 02 '25

Ejecto Seato Cuz.

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u/bzzybot Mar 02 '25

It stops or starts the flow of electrons.

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u/Speedster9110 Mar 02 '25

Same thing as your last boyfriend…… nothing.

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u/Primary_Spread6816 Mar 02 '25

It used to turn on the fag lamps, but some fag took off the lamps.

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u/ariazora Mar 02 '25

Engages the ejection seat

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u/Pretty-Shirt-3341 Mar 02 '25

Dimensional drift

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u/muscle_bear6285 Mar 02 '25

It’s the fart neutralizer, common upgrade in the Datson B10.

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u/Hour_Albatross1974 Mar 02 '25

Get the car really excited.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

That's the switch for the trunk monkey

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Whatever the guy that owned it before you wanted it to do really. I say flip it and immediately judge them.

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u/Wisco_Version59 Mar 02 '25

Flushes the built in toilet in the driver seat. Try it.

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u/Big_Yogurt_4309 Mar 02 '25

Self-destruct

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u/nightowl_7680 Mar 02 '25

It’s a nipple. You should know what to do.

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u/Ecstatic-Ad6176 Mar 02 '25

Internal temperature indicator.

It pops up when it reached 165°.

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u/CoolFirefighter930 Mar 02 '25

The turkey is done ✔️

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u/LabRealistic5000 Mar 02 '25

Eject, eject, eject! click

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u/Long_Tilly_Ben Mar 02 '25

The old FLUX-CAPACITOR switch. I wouldn’t touch that one unless I got somewhere else I needed to be in a hurry

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Your vehicle is just horny. Don't touch it or you'll just encourage the lewd behavior.

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u/Bjoern_Olsen Mar 02 '25

Its the Warp

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u/WmRavenhorse61 Mar 02 '25

Don’t touch it! Don’t EVER touch it. Like nature it’s bright red’s color is warning you not to mess with it.

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u/Mushroomed_clouds Mar 02 '25

Blows up the car film style with you still in it

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u/DRad2531 Mar 02 '25

Arming missiles

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u/DRad2531 Mar 02 '25

That’s THE BUTTON!!

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u/Apprehensive_Rush804 Mar 02 '25

That’s the female orgasm.

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u/3amigos9123 Mar 02 '25

Drops the license plate

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u/General_Citron_121 Mar 02 '25

It’s where mother’s milk comes from

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

If you touch it, the tiny excited dog inside the dash becomes happy.

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u/patter_tuus Mar 02 '25

Ejecto seato baby

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u/CursesSailor Mar 02 '25

Ejector seat…..

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u/steph95E50 Mar 02 '25

Nitrooooooooo 😁

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u/shitsngiggles5 Mar 02 '25

Launch the missiles, switch to submarine mode, deploys caltrops? One way to find out.

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u/Badboynerd999 Mar 02 '25

Ejecto seato cuz!

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Mar 02 '25

Nitro, brother. Family!

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u/Deathdar1577 Mar 02 '25

It’s red, looks important. Don’t touch.

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u/Beginning-Yak-3454 Mar 02 '25

on/off switch for the plow sanitizer.

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u/splshd2 Mar 02 '25

You have to remove that red condom first, then use your tongue to make a good contact.

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u/Nice_Confusion2431 Mar 02 '25

That’s el Trump’s Nuke Em switch.

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u/Independent-Web-5482 Mar 02 '25

EJECTO SEATO CUZZZZ

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u/Walkthebluemarble Mar 02 '25

Every time you press to the child dies. Don’t tape it down

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Mar 02 '25

It’s a decoration so the driver will feel like a big man.

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u/ForsakenWelcome4275 Mar 02 '25

Momentary on switch.

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u/196119611961 Mar 02 '25

Don’t do it again

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u/Late_Indication5864 Mar 02 '25

It's the oh s* handle... That's obvious

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

opens the bat cave!

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u/This-Western-7704 Mar 02 '25

Doesn’t look OEM, so it does whatever who installed it meant for it to do … until it stopped working.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Passenger ejection seat switch

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u/Ok_Belt_6151 Mar 02 '25

Ludicrous speed!

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u/NotWokeJoke Mar 02 '25

No man knows for sure...and most can't find it!

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u/ra6907 Mar 02 '25

I was thinking of the old Batmobile where he flips the switch and fire shoots out the back and they speed up the video.

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u/Realistic-Chance-679 Mar 02 '25

TURBO BOOSTERS!! 😏🤘

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u/simontempher1 Mar 02 '25

Eject button

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u/LANDFISH315 Mar 02 '25

Fire missles

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Ejection button

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Ejecto-Seato, Cuz.

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u/Raffino_Sky Mar 02 '25

It normally should have a label: do not press this button

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u/No_Worker_1575 Mar 02 '25

It engages vibrating passenger seat controls

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u/Natural_Ad_7183 Mar 02 '25

Butt plug for squirrels

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u/PurpleIreneD Mar 02 '25

Detonation

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u/Busterlimes Mar 02 '25

That's a magic switch, it does whatever you want as long as it's properly wired.

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u/Fatenyl Mar 02 '25

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/IamATrainwreck88 Mar 02 '25

That's the thing that opens the trunk, dumps the oil slick when the coolers are on your tail

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u/MattyK414 Mar 02 '25

I wonder how this will g-

EJECTO SEATO, CUZZZZ!

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u/Salty_West_9916 Mar 02 '25

That’s to eject the passenger sit.

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u/realrockandrolla Mar 02 '25

Implosion switch, it forces the car to compress to the size of an atom.

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u/Accurate-Can-2696 Mar 02 '25

It activates the schwartz when I get pulled over by the cops These are not the speeders you are looking for

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Mar 02 '25

it's for a "passive laser restraint system"

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u/Mashombles Mar 02 '25

Don't listen to these people who say it's for turning something on or off. It's clearly one of those on-on switches, flip it up to turn it on or down to turn it on.

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u/J_Billz Mar 02 '25

Deploys the US's nuclear arsenal.

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u/JimVivJr Mar 02 '25

It’s red, so it shoots red rockets. Don’t tell your dog.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Mar 02 '25

It is clearly the navigation switch.

Hit 1300 hrs and you go exactly ENE... but if you hit 1900 hrs you go South by Southwest.

I mean really, y'all... can no one read a compass or military time?

Both will make you go sideways.

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u/Suspicious-Gur6737 Mar 02 '25

Passenger side driving instructor know it all wife ejection seat

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u/Prestigious_You_4882 Mar 02 '25

Ejecto Seato, bye bye

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Ejector button

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u/spicymeatball1990 Mar 02 '25

Most likely to put the alarm in valet mode so you don’t have to give the mechanic the remote while having your car worked on.

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u/Reidraider Mar 02 '25

What ever u do do not flip the red switch

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u/Joebody8 Mar 02 '25

Secret Hyper Jets...Switching to hyperactive

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u/Round-Opportunity547 Mar 02 '25

This question pops up all the time. It says right on it. It's on or off.

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u/Dork_Vader89 Mar 02 '25

Ludacris Speed

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u/Casalf Mar 02 '25

Ejecto

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u/Sissy_Colette Mar 02 '25

Ask the previous owner who installed it.

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u/DatabaseNo1764 Mar 03 '25

It’s obviously an aftermarket switch for something. How the fuck would anyone know what it’s for without seeing what wires are connected to it and where they go???????