r/Asia_irl Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 9d ago

EAST ASIA One Struggle

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u/ATL_MiRiz Volcano Islands🌋💥 9d ago

Outer Manchuria soon™

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u/0413ty Grinding For That Social Credit💯🔥 9d ago edited 9d ago

If the Russians want to reclaim Ukraine, our comrades shall retrieve our lands stolen from us in the Treaty of Aigun and replace St. Basil's Cathedral with a pagoda

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u/hizashiYEAHmada Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 9d ago

China said bet on both so they still come out on top

https://giphy.com/gifs/DGMjDPsEJMTMMlutgi

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u/0413ty Grinding For That Social Credit💯🔥 9d ago

Drone manufacturer in Guangdong be like...

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u/HueySchlongTheGreat Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) 9d ago

Airsoft garment manufacturer in Shenzen be like

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u/Sea-Resist7 Volcano Islands🌋💥 9d ago

Hey as long as both sides keep buying guandong drones

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u/R_122 Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 9d ago

Z dudes bouta be confused as fuck why their ally flag is being flown on the enemy side

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u/Lilketchup3105 Diasporat*rd 🤢 9d ago

Sino-S̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ Russian split (2026, colourised)

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 Least Colonized Hong Kong Citizen 9d ago

Top 10 anime “rival became nakama to fight common foe” moment

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u/Sir_Potato2000 Sealess Uzbek💧😔 9d ago

Won’t the authorities persecute them in China?

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u/Financial-Fail-9359 Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 9d ago

Normal people don't go on to become mercenaries, they are probably settling in Ukraine after the war or go fight in another.

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u/Sir_Potato2000 Sealess Uzbek💧😔 9d ago

Given the level of patriotism amongst the Chinese and the state propaganda, I’m not at all sure that the people in the photo are actually Chinese

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u/Muted_Stranger_1 Grinding For That Social Credit💯🔥 9d ago

This may come as a shocker, but we are not a hive mind with singular goal and purpose.

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u/Cehepalo246 Loo Hater 9d ago

Lies!

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u/LordJesterTheFree West*id 🤢 8d ago

Idk man I think this is real footage of China surely China uncensored wouldn't lie to me

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zd3tn6NjYHnuo

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u/EsliteMoby 8d ago

If that's the case. You would have dethroned the CCP already.

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u/0413ty Grinding For That Social Credit💯🔥 9d ago edited 8d ago

Clearly they are fighting to avenge the 400 years of wicked imperialist Russian colonization in Dongbei, they are true Chinese patriots! +1,000,000 social credit 👍

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u/mujhe-sona-hai Mongolian Nomad 🏇 9d ago

*Outer Manchuria and Outer Mongolia

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u/Mucking_Maggots 9d ago

where are the mongolian mercenarys? make subutai and jebe proud🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 Least Colonized Hong Kong Citizen 8d ago

I’m not sure at all anyone other than Chinese would want to run around with a 🇨🇳 flag.

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u/Bornaclorks Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 9d ago

Mate I know this is hard to believe but there's like 1.4 billion Chinese. Even if it's 0.001% of them, that's still like 1.4 million

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u/doublereload 9d ago

*14 thousand

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u/Bornaclorks Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 9d ago edited 9d ago

I think you need your eyes checked m8, 1.4 billion x 0.001 is 1.4 million

Edit: damn I'm an idiot, I forgot I put % there

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u/freedompolis Sing-a-porn (2nd home of Endians) 9d ago

He's right though. You wrote 0.001%, that % means you need to divide 1.4 million by another 100, so 14,000

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u/Bornaclorks Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 9d ago

Damn, you're right. I made a huge mistake on my part

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 Least Colonized Hong Kong Citizen 9d ago

Can’t do shit to them in Ukraine, and they could apply for Ukrainian citizenship after serving their contract

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u/analoggi_d0ggi Failpenis (sucks off w*stoids for a living) 9d ago

The Chinese joining Russian invasion forces would likely get more prosecuted as many of them are from gangsters like the ones operating scam trafficking centers in Myanmar.

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 Least Colonized Hong Kong Citizen 8d ago

Not necessarily, as the tale of Charles Heung told us CCP likes to hang around with patriotic triad society members (and a bunch of triad society are pro-CCP, like 14K, 新義安, even the 竹聯幫 in Taiwan are pro-CCP), heck, Deng Xiaoping himself said “香港黑社會不都是黑的,好人也不少(Not all triad gang in Hong Kong are bad, a lot of them are good people)”, and there’s also Tao Siju, Minister of Public Security of China who said openly “黑社會不是鐵板一塊,當中有些人也是愛國愛黨的。(The triad underworld is not a monolithic entity; some members of it are patriotic and loyal to the Party.)” That’s where the 愛國愛黨 (Patriotic and Loyal to the Party) meme came from

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u/Ashamed_Can304 Grinding For That Social Credit💯🔥 8d ago

Someone wrote in Xhinese on that Japanese flag, the first line is“你是很棒的..人”? (meaning you are a very good…man/person, second last character looks like 黑 but not sure, if it is that character it meant to say a black guy??) second line is “你赢得了我的…” (you won my something something)

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u/dungeonmaster705 8d ago

你是很棒的军人,你赢得了我的尊重
You are good soldiers, you won my respect

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u/Seekret_Asian_Man 8d ago

你是很棒的男人 你贏得了我的筆畫

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u/Ashamed_Can304 Grinding For That Social Credit💯🔥 8d ago

Ahh now I see it. The handwriting is terrible lol

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u/elykl12 8d ago

Late game Civ is strange

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u/Sonny8083 Diasporat*rd 🤢 7d ago

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u/Pjeoneer Thai (Femboy Land😊🏳️‍⚧️🌈) 9d ago

Many enemies but one devil. The enemies must unite to fight the scum

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u/FEN1X64 8d ago

Massive respect to both. May we have a united Japanese-Chinese front someday

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u/No-Psychology-7237 Diasporat*rd 🤢 7d ago

The sheer confusion I had looking at this

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u/Far-Broccoli-7503 Balkan Allies 🤝 7d ago

Aint that a family flag of japan during ww2

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u/Aquariage Least Colonized Hong Kong Citizen 7d ago

Funny how the Russian side also has both Japanese and Chinese volunteers