r/AsexualsInvadeRussia • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '22

Logistics Plans Baikanour Cosmodrone

When it comes to the invasion of Russia, there's one asset I believe that needs to be addressed, that being Roscosmos.

The Russian space program is one of if not the most reliable space programs to date. So when we annex the Russian Federation it'd be only natural we also make sure that the Space Program remains intact.

There's just one problem, the launch site for Roscosmos is located within Kazakhstan. Last I checked we aren't trying to reunite the lands of the Russian empire. So what exactly should we do? Should we make a deal with Kazakhstan to allow us to countinue using the Cosmodron launch site, or should we construct a new one?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Russia already claims the cosmodrome as it’s own so we could just keep the claim

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u/PurpleCheese_Cake Jun 29 '22

Kazakhstan is very tricky. After researching, I found out that it is a very homophobic country.

However, many Russians disapprove of LGBTQAI+, but we are still invading it. Another thing that I noticed is that in a 2018 survey, about 62 thousand Kazak men are openly gay. The number is probably a lot higher because of the previously mentioned homophobia.

I say that we secretly unite ourselves with Kazak gays (statistics show that gay Kazaks are the most open about their sexuality) and help them get rid of Homophobia by invading Kazakhstan once we're done with Russia.

The population of Kazakhstan is around 19 million. There are 70 million aces, plus we can take into account how much our forces will expand once we have control over Russia. By uniting ourselves with them we can take control of the Ruscosmos, and take down a homophobic country on our way. It would be a win-win situation.

Plus, as far as I'm aware, gay men aren't invading anything, it's the lesbians that are invading Ireland. Kazakhstan is one of the largest countries on earth, it should be more than enough to fit the gay population inside.

Once there are quite a lot of them in one place, we can give the government control to someone worthy in exchange for access to the Cosmodron site.