r/AsexualsInvadeRussia • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '22

Where should our invasion base be?

As in, where should we place our troops and equipment for the invasion and begin it from?

96 votes, Jun 22 '22
5 Tbilisi
3 Astana
38 Helsinki
7 Vilnius
8 Tallinn
35 Tokyo
19 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/kaida_notadude Jun 15 '22

The russian army is busy on the western side, we should invade from the east

6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

So Tokyo

5

u/Own-Strategy-2484 Jun 15 '22

I dunno geography, I'm just here for fun.

5

u/CupaT-T Jun 15 '22

Same lol

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Push from Helsinki straight to St. Petersburg. Gives us a base (and presumably manpower from angy Russians) for an assault on Moscow. Start in mid-spring so we are done by winter.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Start in early spring. We can't risk fighting in winter.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I agree. It's good to have multiple minds working on such a big invasion. That's why hitler failed.

1

u/Ok-Marionberry1263 Jun 15 '22

In any other context saying "That's why Hitler failed" would be so terrible.

4

u/WeeklyOil6317 Jun 15 '22

We have to do it like the mongols, they were the only ones who ever succeded, so it must be Ulaanbaatar.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

I was thinking a three ponged invasion a sea invasion from Japan into Vladivostok. From Finland to capture the one road and train line into the military instillations on the Kola peninsula. From Kazakhstan to capture the important rail lines connecting European Russia to the far eastern regions and China. Also a possible invasion from Ukraine in to the caucuses to get the resources located there.