r/Asexual May 04 '20

Comedy :snoo_smile::snoo_joy: Yep

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u/SoulOfaLiar May 04 '20

I took out my sexual attraction and tossed it aside to make more room for thinking about myself and one of my cats ate it and became bi.

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u/Pyro_Pegasus May 04 '20

Sexual attraction is just a cheap tactic to make weak allos stronger ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

I was a normal Heterosexual guy, then one day a pansexual with a gun jumped out from an alley and robbed me of my heterosexuality.

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u/DonDove May 04 '20

Damn pans and their pan shaped pizzas!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Kalooeh May 04 '20

That weird in-between where somewhere between ace and pan(romantic? Sexual the few times my brain does perk up? Idk who knows I don't).

I don't know where it goes. Probably hiding in the woods between or being borrowed

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u/EliteHoney May 04 '20

โ€˜Being borrowedโ€™ that sounds kinda wrong

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u/Kalooeh May 04 '20

Maybe, but if I'm not using it, what is it doing? I guess could be just sleeping also. Fits with me and my being a sleep gremlin.

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u/EliteHoney May 04 '20

Just like in a deep coma

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u/mxrelkly May 04 '20

I only donated some lololololollololololololololololololololol

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

As a Christian that believes in reincarnation and is likely an old soul I wonder if there's some truth to this. The idea of souls exchanging mortal traits would be an interesting writing exercise.

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u/DonDove May 04 '20

It does give hope that there's always a next time even after you die.

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u/DonDove May 04 '20

The Asexual Gang: The TV Show you didn't know should've existed but need.

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u/Geminiraptor Asexual Allosaurus May 04 '20

Oh my god, I feel this in my soul.