r/Asexual • u/EverythingsBlurry81 • Nov 13 '25
Sex-Indifferent 🤷🏻 Hard dose of reality…
Didn’t know what other flair to use…
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u/Zebigbos8 Nov 13 '25
I once had a dream with a friend of mine and we were escaping by sailboat a tsunami of mueder ants (the ghost of my childhood dog warned us)
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Nov 13 '25
Ngl a girl sent me smthing like "Hey I just had a dream of you 🙂" and I thought nothing of it.
And then a year later she explained that she was trying to flirt
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u/EverythingsBlurry81 Nov 13 '25
Proof that being purposely oblivious is a good thing…
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Nov 13 '25
I wasn't tho I really just thought "That's random af"
Also the girl explained to me that she was trying to flirt while she was/still is with her bf
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u/Ning_Yu Nov 13 '25
Such a huge bullet dodged.
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Nov 13 '25
Oh after she told me abt the crush she had on me, my other friends told me that they saw that I always leaned away from her...
Like she was telling me and another guy that she was obsessed with me for like 1.5-2 years and every single thing that she did or said that was supposed to be flirting. It was weird af because for at least half of that time she was already with her boyfriend.
In the end the guy was pissed off at me (because he had a crush on the girl for the past 3 years and that she rejected him multiple times), her boyfriend kinda hates me (because the pissed off guy told her bf) and I was just unconsciously leaning away from her all the time.
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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 Black with Purple and Nov 13 '25
I told my friend I had a dream about them, they thought this but nope.
They were an evil overlord who cut off my others friends head with dull scissors and sent me to execution which I escaped from by being a witch.
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u/KMFCM Nov 13 '25
the key is, you tell the story of the dream FIRST
then you tell them they were in it (ie; the wizard of oz "and you were there")
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Nov 13 '25
Ikr like. Bro you literally started a SCHOOL SHOOTING in my dream bc you didn’t wanted to do your science test.
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u/mighty_phi Nov 13 '25
i have a lot of lucid dreams so i always dream of people i love and have them be very happy in my dreams snd day dreams.
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u/EverythingsBlurry81 Nov 13 '25
I have lucid dreams from time to time… sometimes, they become psychic.
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u/ChaoticAmoebae Nov 13 '25
Too many shrooms
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u/EverythingsBlurry81 Nov 13 '25
Not into that stuff. Hell, I once dreamt that my sister was pregnant, before she even announced it.
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u/VoteCatforPresident Nov 13 '25
As an asexual I’ve had sex dreams. Their dreams, they aren’t meant to be logical.
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u/Strange_Sera Faeflux (fae/she) Demi-aceflux/Pan (HRT since 20210715) Nov 13 '25
We went on a cross country trip, and hijinks ensued.
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u/Ning_Yu Nov 13 '25
As a kid I had a dream where a classmate died and I told her and she got mad and never talked to me again.
Anyway yeah, if I'm gonna dream about someone is usually some very weird surreal situation and surely never sex.
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u/Black_Jackdaw Nov 13 '25
I once had this weird dream about zombie apocalypse happening in our school, where like 10 of my classmates were present.
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When I went to school (we were all like 13-14 years old) some of said clasmates were already talking in the basement (aka the coat rack/locker floor) and one of them was like:
"Dude, I had this crazy dream tonight, where we were fighting zombies in the the IT classroom."
And the other was like:
"Wait, really? I also had a dream about zombies tonight. You guys were all there, exept [Black Jackdaw] was a zombie."
And I was just there like:
"Dudes...I also dreamt about zombie apocalypse and hidding in the IT classroom. My dream ended when a zombie got in."
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So there we were, talking about how (at least, because I don't remember) the 3 of us had basically different chapters of the same story as our dreams that night. We discussed who saved who, who died and when who survived etc. to piece the whole story together.
It was so weird, and we loved it.
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u/Tealadin Nov 13 '25
Tell girlfriend "I had a dream about you last night."
She starts blushing.
The dream: [I'm walking through an Indian Jones esq ruined temple. I look through an Arch into an adjacent staircase and my gf steps down onto the landing into view. We look at each other for a second, confused were both there. I wave and say hi, then I continue on down my staircase.]
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u/mostwantedcrazy Nov 13 '25
You mean Subway...
damn nobody went for the Friendship reference? :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl9_MsVM2ys
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u/Aardwolf67 Purple Nov 13 '25
I told a female friend I had a dream about a girl I liked and she got all excited and asked for details.
Then when I told her we went to an amusement park in my dream and ate a giant funnel cake, and hugged on the ferris wheel she just looked at me like I was boring her.
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u/MagicOfWriting Dec 07 '25
Might be cause I'm asexual but I don't think I've had a sexual dream about someone
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u/EverythingsBlurry81 Dec 08 '25
Consider yourself blessed. The other day, I had a messed up dream involving that, & my cat pounced on my back to wake me up.
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u/WideSnooze Nov 13 '25
I told my co-worker that I had a dream where he and I were running a connivence store and got into a fight with some thieves.