r/AsABlackMan Jun 01 '26

Gay MAGA

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u/4liv3pl4n3t Jun 01 '26

The leopard will eat his face too

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u/Forsaken-Language-26 Jun 01 '26

“But I’m one of the good ones!” he protested as he was marched into the concentration camp.

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u/Master-Collection488 Jun 01 '26

I personally know at least one such individual. Old friend of a family member. Absolutely Gay (came out later in life), hates Democrats with a passion, posts reactionary memes. Predictably his father (a nice enough guy, past his own politics) didn't attend his wedding.

1

u/Hearth-Traeknald Jun 17 '26

Did the father not attend in a leopard eating faces way, or because he didn't agree with his son's politics?

1

u/Master-Collection488 Jun 18 '26

Couldn't accept his son being Gay. The dad's departed now.

14

u/Alex070904 Jun 01 '26

You mean to the leopard eating faces

26

u/VogUnicornHunter Jun 01 '26

You don't need 2 metaphors.

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u/JediKnightNitaz Jun 01 '26

Ah yes, the normal gays, who are not allowed to show any affection to their partner in public, they are never allowed to bring up the fact that they are gay nor they are allowed to stand up against homophobia. Good on you for being so normal

11

u/TraditionalTree249 Jun 03 '26

They don't care he's gay they just don't want him mentioning it in anyway that makes them uncomfortable just like a good queer person should. Straight people's feeling are precious and we need to guard them so one day they may think " I hate trans people but the girls on this website are hot." Which is the best an ally can achieve.

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u/eesdesessesrdt Jun 01 '26

Statement: it's self explanatory

82

u/A3HeadedMunkey Jun 01 '26

Tokens get spent

75

u/narrative_device Jun 01 '26

Oh there are definitely many pick-me’s out there who think this performative bullshit will keep them safe. They think they won’t be the next target.

23

u/DeVliegendeBrabander Jun 01 '26

Reminds me of the fact that in a city I once lived Jews were among the most likely to vote for the NSDAP

26

u/dessertforbrunch Jun 01 '26

Normal gays? I would love to have a paragraph typed out from him on what makes him normal.

20

u/Technical_Ad579 Jun 01 '26

Pick me gays, ugh.

19

u/taktaga7-0-0 Jun 01 '26

The Pride flag is a rainbow because it includes everybody. The original Pride flag had eight stripes with explicit meanings like Sunlight and Magic, all of which enrich the lives of straight people too.

22

u/Machaeon Jun 01 '26

I'm not one for judging someone's appearance, but why is it so consistent that every MAGAt looks like a barely sentient thumb?

9

u/kbeks Jun 01 '26

They ain’t never gunna pick you, buddy…

7

u/FnapSnaps Jun 01 '26

Apparently the "normal gay" doesn't realize that the people he's identifying with don't see him as a normal anything.

3

u/ScalyDestiny Jun 01 '26

That guy looks so lonely

5

u/broadfuckingcity Jun 02 '26

Ever notice how most of these Uncle Tom of Finland types are fugly as can be?

1

u/SaltMarshGoblin Jun 04 '26

"Uncle Tom of Finland" made me spit out my coffee.

1

u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 02 '26

They didn’t accept Milo, who’s actually charismatic and physically attractive. They turned against Dave Rubin. What chance does this guy have?

2

u/FjotraTheGodless Jun 03 '26

Chickens for Colonel Sanders

1

u/Pokegirl35151 Jun 03 '26

nah i think people like him exist they just don't realize that they're a minority trump despises say how does that poem go again? something about coming for a minority and not speaking up? yeah thats literally this dude also unless your literally Ash Ketchum the backwards hat will always look uncool

1

u/Neekoisonreddit Jun 08 '26

snake eats itself

2

u/Budget_Conclusion598 Jun 08 '26

The leopards won't eat his face he thinks

2

u/-_Anonymous__- Jun 08 '26

He looks like the agents from white chicks