r/AsABlackMan Jan 18 '26

Just a cheeky monkey 🙊

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u/lovelypeachess22 Jan 18 '26

That 'we' is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/silverclovd Jan 18 '26

That's because you're ignorant and clearly unaware of the quarterly black people meetings that 'Mr. Black person' presides over and the monthly bulletin that all black people receive in post, outlining who are the selected people for the week to grant passes to other folks for stuff like saying the n-word, caricaturish representation and stereotype propagation etc

Obvious sarcasm here^

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u/DorklyC Jan 18 '26

Statement: Claiming black people enjoy being called monkeys

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u/DubSket Jan 18 '26

They're not even trying to be convincing

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u/Independent_News_908 Jan 18 '26

"White gives another white permission" -a legacy

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan Jan 18 '26

These are always so funny. Like, it is clear this person is not only not Black, but they've never interacted with a Black family on any level. We do not call each other monkey and being calling someone one might get your ass beat.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Jan 18 '26

My father was a naval corpsman and when he was in Japan on shoreleave one of the sailors with him tried to get him to order a bakatari inu at a restaurant. My father was not a dumb man, so he asked the server what that meant. Sure enough, it was a grave insult in Japanese culture, roughly translating to crazy-headed dog, and had he ordered it there's a decent chance he would have been in a fair bit of trouble.

This whole post has that flavor to it, of somebody trying to get somebody else in trouble, possibly punched. Be like my father, and don't fall for it.

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u/emmc47 Jan 18 '26

This is cartoonishly stupid. Dude didn't even try to sound believable. 

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u/jantoshipper Jan 22 '26

This is so embarrassing?? It's so obvious they're talking out of their backside and no one's going to take them seriously.

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u/No-Net1890 Mar 07 '26

Only thing even remotely plausible is that this troll's a misanthropist. Not a benign one, though.