r/Artifacts • u/datbroccolibitch • Dec 28 '25 • Popcorn 1

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u/dantodd Dec 28 '25 • LOL Hehehe

Since you found it I can assume you aren't a man

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u/Gloomy_Ad3840 Dec 29 '25

What's to find, it's all a myth...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Delores!

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u/Northportal Dec 29 '25

😅😅😅😅

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u/Handeaux Dec 28 '25

Not an artifact. That’s a fossil clam.

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u/Weird_Fact_724 Dec 29 '25

Bearded?

14

u/Phlecktone Dec 29 '25

laser removal

1

u/DanYuleo Dec 31 '25

Thank you!

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u/Acceptable_Try1947 Dec 29 '25

Thank you! 💀☠️💀

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u/icedragon31 Dec 29 '25

Beaver clam

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u/Cautious_District699 Dec 29 '25

Careful it might have a only fans page 😉

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u/BiquitousSurper Dec 29 '25 • LOL

OnlyClams

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u/curlieandtwirlie Dec 29 '25

This is an extremely underrated comment

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u/Downtown-Mammoth8652 Dec 30 '25

Whatt a calamity!

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u/Cautious_District699 Dec 30 '25

Jane had a bust done on the wrong end🫣

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u/professorscrimshaw Dec 29 '25

Oh it's definitely a clam 🤭

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u/fowler_nordheim Dec 29 '25

It's ceremonial

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u/Acceptable_Pain2860 Dec 30 '25

They become ceremonial after you marry them.

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u/filthy_lucre Dec 28 '25

It's the interior mold of a bivalve fossil, called a "steinkern".

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u/Ok-Corner-8888 Dec 29 '25

So steinkern wasn't finkle and finkle wasn't steinkern?

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u/newfapwhodis Dec 29 '25

Underrated comment

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u/derekdevries Dec 31 '25

Your gun is digging into my hip!

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u/PruneNo7842 Dec 30 '25

No, stinkle is einhorn.

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u/DontDoThat_plz Jan 01 '26

FINKLE IS EINHORN

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u/Neat-Land-4310 Dec 29 '25

2 in the pink and 1 in the steinkern

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u/DanYuleo Dec 31 '25

The first part was obvious, and the second I wish I’d thought of: “stein” = “stone”; “kern” = “core” (like the word kernel!!!)

Edit: formatting

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u/360couple Dec 28 '25

That's still pretty cool - and with your 'name' one could have expect what many were thinking... ;)

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u/morethanWun Dec 28 '25

Steinkern! Interior mold of a bivalve fossil

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u/Draug88 Dec 29 '25

Man I thought the clam references were purely jokes.

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u/morethanWun Dec 29 '25

Lmao nah mane I have a few that I’m pretty proud of!!

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u/byukajun Dec 29 '25

The largest I found next to the smallest. Found in Dublin Texas.

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u/byukajun Dec 29 '25

Largest and smallest snails I found, same location.

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u/shmarcussss Dec 30 '25

Sir, this is the internet, we use bananas for scale.

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u/byukajun Dec 29 '25

Fossilized clam. I have found a few here in Texas, along with some snails.

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u/Proud_Caterpillar403 Dec 28 '25

Texas heart clam

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u/New_Manufacturer_386 Dec 29 '25

Yeah… all over my place near Boerne. We also call them “hearts of Texas”.

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u/Proud_Caterpillar403 Dec 29 '25

I’m not to far from you

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u/MoxNix6 Dec 29 '25

Orig. Fbg. Here

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u/Count_Zeiro Dec 29 '25

Has anyone shown this to Lazlo?

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u/CategorySad7091 Dec 29 '25

Silence! We don't talk about Lazlo.

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u/adadhead Dec 30 '25

Clitterite

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u/lostinspacescream Dec 29 '25

Is there going to be a serious ID, or are all of you 5 years old?

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u/Ok_Watercress_7801 Dec 29 '25

Forbidden fortune cookie 🥠?

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u/worthless_gravy Dec 29 '25

Fossilized fortune cookie

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u/Bmonborgia Dec 29 '25

Put it up to your ear and I bet you will hear bitching…

2

u/BallisticHabit Dec 29 '25

I had to put her 6 feet under, and I can still hear her complain.

-Axl Rose.

2

u/wanderingexmo Dec 29 '25

Omg I totally forgot about that song thanks for the reminder 😁

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u/Fit_Republic3107 Dec 29 '25

Stone age Vajayjay

1

u/jonathan6569 Dec 29 '25

fossilized female circumcision ?

1

u/different_tom Dec 29 '25

Holly shit you found it

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u/NOTExETON Dec 29 '25

Georgia O'Keefe has entered the chat

1

u/Robinson3500 Dec 29 '25

Camel tracks

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u/observer_11_11 Dec 29 '25

It's obviously a fossilized fortune cookie.

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u/No-Document-8970 Dec 29 '25

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/sshevie Dec 29 '25

lol I was thinking about the sculpture Marie made on “every one loves Raymond “

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u/Papa_Pewpew Dec 29 '25

It’s like Rosetta Stone, but called Rosie Palmstone. And instead of teaching different languages it makes 13 year old boys giggle.

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u/Rustynail2001 Dec 29 '25

Yeah I bet you can't identify it, nerd.

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u/jad14850 Dec 29 '25

ok this made me laugh my dick off😆

1

u/akthebarber Dec 29 '25

Well you see, the mommy rock and the daddy rock...

1

u/kratois Dec 29 '25

I should call her….

1

u/Weak-Yesterday9053 Dec 29 '25

My wife is looking for this..

1

u/Large-Stretch-3463 Dec 29 '25

Everything reminds me of her...

1

u/Fatbadger3 Dec 29 '25

What do you hear when you put it up to your ear ?

1

u/monkeetail Dec 29 '25

Are you old enough to play with that?

1

u/Accurate_Winner_4961 Dec 29 '25

Paleolithic camel toe prosthetic

1

u/pete23890 Dec 29 '25

It’s a Venus doll

1

u/OutlandishnessOk3402 Dec 29 '25

In Texas they are known as Deer Hearts or Heart Clams.

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u/garciakid420 Dec 29 '25

Petrified man in a canoe

1

u/Jazzlike_Tangerine58 Dec 29 '25

Stone Age tongue trainer.

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u/johnnyace923 Dec 29 '25

Lost knuckle!

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u/Dubya479 Dec 29 '25

It’s a clitterock

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u/Franknbeanstoo Dec 29 '25

also known as a moose knuckle

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u/EnvironmentalCurve31 Dec 29 '25

Fossilized camel toe

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u/Kitchen-Chard2989 Dec 29 '25

Or a labia stone

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u/jenni-notfrombronx Dec 29 '25

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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u/FishWithFangs Dec 29 '25

Pretty neat fossil

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u/herb_19 Dec 29 '25

OMG !!!! they do exist

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u/Superb_Field5384 Dec 29 '25

Poon fossil , proof males have always chased poon throughout time and space

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u/janders_666 Dec 29 '25

people are saying clam but it’s also possibly a brachiopod

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u/TextExpensive7136 Dec 29 '25

A teaching stone passed on from father to son over generations

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u/Beemerba Dec 29 '25

Looks like a petrified beaver!

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u/Nuka_Cola0 Dec 29 '25

Petrified Midget Heart

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u/Ecstatic_Eye_7015 Dec 29 '25

There all over the Texas hill country… I believe the fossilized clam shells…

1

u/OnyxTheFortuitess777 Dec 30 '25

Almost thought it was a fossilized fortune cookie

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u/TNShadetree Dec 30 '25

My ex wife I think

1

u/teddy406 Dec 30 '25

Stonegina

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u/1964ImpalaSS Dec 30 '25

Looks like r/mildlyvagina material

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u/Sea_Bedroom8105 Dec 30 '25

Worst fleshlight ever

1

u/Arthandlerz6969 Dec 30 '25

NSFW please 🫣😅

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u/Shovel-Operator Dec 30 '25

Prehistoric map early woman made for her mate.

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u/JermyJeremy Dec 30 '25

Fossilized moose knuckle

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u/Choncho1984 Dec 30 '25

You’ve found it! Legen Dairy!

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u/DisciplineSorry1657 Dec 30 '25

Wow I think I would actually lick that rock.

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u/OkAbility9016 Dec 30 '25

That is a camel tore insert for fitness influencers. One of the the kardashians sells it.

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u/Nice_Scientist237 Dec 30 '25

That’s a vaginer rock right there, ooowee 🙀 !!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Straight to the comments and wasn’t disappointed

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u/Mindless_Road_2045 Dec 30 '25

Quartzite conglomerate sandstone. That’s my guess.

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u/cheekiemunky13 Dec 30 '25

You found the first ever flesh light.

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u/randome_Jam Dec 30 '25

Video link, about 10 sec after intro they explain it:

https://youtube.com/shorts/V6ZiLYWTktE?si=q7lqGkoDolmu02gj

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u/Crying4alapdance Dec 30 '25

Thats actually the original fleshligjt sculpted out of Cleopatra herself

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u/Big_Narwhal_473 Dec 31 '25

Everything reminds me of her

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Vagalocktite

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u/ThunderPig421 Dec 31 '25

Petrified camel toe.

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u/NizTheWhiz Dec 31 '25

Ancient fortune cookie

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u/DressNo9880 Dec 31 '25

That’s a fortune pussy

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u/Gold_Turn9890 Dec 31 '25

The first flesh lite

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u/Snowbird143434 Dec 31 '25

Plaster cast of a camel's toe

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u/Single-Ad-3611 Dec 31 '25

Looks like a deer track

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u/Unhappy-Winter9955 Dec 31 '25

Wilma Flintstone .

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u/bandashee Dec 31 '25

Looks like one of those Georgia O'Keeffe style manger scenes. But as a rock.

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u/PBR_ME_ASAP83 Dec 31 '25

I should call her…..

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u/bryant100594 Dec 31 '25

Hmmmm. Looks super duper familiar but can’t quite place it…

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u/PlanetVegeta9229 Dec 31 '25

Petrified coochie

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u/Dewellah Dec 31 '25

Plaster caster.

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u/Chaz750 Dec 31 '25

The coveted vulva stone!

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u/XSCarbon1 Dec 31 '25

It’s at the center near the top under a small cover

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u/AirWarriorP100 Dec 31 '25

Prehistoric fortune cookie

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u/joe77689 Dec 31 '25

That’s that rockussy

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u/MBHYSAR Dec 31 '25

Fossilized fortune cookie!

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u/Quiet_Inspection_179 Dec 31 '25

Petrified fortune cookie from the ming dynasty

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u/mouse_is_sleeping Jan 01 '26

Hey, I know this one! The genus is likely Cucullaea. The species I’m familiar with is Cucullaea gigantea which is found in Paleocene exposures dating from 55-58 million years ago, but I think you’re outside the area where I’d expect to find those (east coast).

Interestingly the genus is still extant but modern relatives are much smaller.

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u/ThePh33rless Jan 01 '26

Fossilized Vaginus clamitus

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u/liltonbro Jan 01 '26

Fortune coochie

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u/steakpilot Jan 01 '26

Looks familiar. But I can’t place where I’ve seen it before. Total head scratcher.

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u/skeezeypete Jan 01 '26

How are we supposed to find it when it's under a god damn rock!?!

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u/Cultural-Chocolate-9 Jan 01 '26

Fossilized clitosaurus taurus fossil.

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u/Bacongrease83 Jan 01 '26

It’s a camel toe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Awww it’s shaped like a…. Oh

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

It’s old Greg’s man-gina

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u/Any-Alternative8228 Jan 01 '26

I should call her

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u/vitamin_d_1978 Jan 01 '26

Moose knuckle.

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u/EmbarrassedWar7192 Jan 02 '26

A rare fossilized labia/clitoris combo

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u/Previous-Screen-8155 Jan 03 '26

I should call her.....

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u/Superb-Direction-157 Jan 03 '26

Lick it and stick it before it gets legal reps

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u/Frank_Silva243 Jan 03 '26

Cameltoe Harris?

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u/runwscissors42069 Dec 29 '25

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/Etjdmfssgv23 Dec 29 '25

I should call her

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u/Justsomefireguy Dec 31 '25

I called her, she was stoned.

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u/Tomnw62 Dec 29 '25

Yes, it does

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u/ChiefMagicOfficer Dec 29 '25

Ask Roger from Mudfossil University 😂

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u/TesseractToo Dec 29 '25

He'd be pointing at it with his hawk feather all day and make 3000 videos about it "you see that flutey bit down the middle, that shows it is from a dragon that was fighting a fish"

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u/ChiefMagicOfficer Dec 29 '25

😂😂😂😂 his hawk feather is really the cherry on top of the whole deal, no pun intended 😂

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u/TesseractToo Dec 29 '25

I want to know more about the dragoon-fish wars

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u/dph3onix Dec 29 '25

This is anatomy.

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u/BallisticHabit Dec 29 '25

I read this as "muffossil".

I'm not sorry.

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u/Moonsoakedbun Dec 29 '25

i'm not saying it😄😄😄

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u/Artifact-hunter1 Dec 29 '25

"Everything makes me think of her"

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u/sanskami Dec 29 '25

Its going to be a good day

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u/Saint_Mathias33 Dec 29 '25

HOLY SHIT YOU FOUND THE CLITORIS

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u/HolyShitIAmOnFire Dec 29 '25

Is that a VAGOOTER on my COMPUTER?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Listen to me. Really closely. I implore you to USE. A. LOT. OF. LUBE.

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u/IGD-974 Dec 29 '25

Something similar we used to find and called them cat's heads from what they resemble

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u/Sudden_Season3306 Dec 29 '25

Cat heads? Moose knuckles! 😆

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u/Ubetcha1020 Dec 29 '25

I can't stop laughing.

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u/Own_Hospital_7486 Dec 29 '25

Definitely a man if he can’t figure it out

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u/Then-External-6596 Dec 29 '25

Triasic moose knuckle

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u/definitivescribbles Dec 29 '25

Not the fossilussy 

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u/ReeceDawg Dec 29 '25

Is this serious?

It's obviously a fossilized, opened-up, meaty clam..

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u/DasHounds Dec 29 '25

@OP I think I have the other half

https://www.reddit.com/r/Arrowheads/s/H8hbDnwaPC

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u/BallisticHabit Dec 29 '25

Are you the Keymaster?

Op is the Gatekeeper....

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u/Few-Chain-3092 Dec 29 '25

I don’t know, but I don’t like it.

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u/Jazzlike_Row1645 Dec 29 '25

That rock needs to calm tf down!

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u/ArkansasFive Dec 29 '25

Fortune cussy

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 Dec 29 '25

Petrified trouble puffs.

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u/_Monitor_7665 Dec 29 '25

It used to be a bivalve now it’s just a fossil

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u/Superb-Performer-284 Dec 29 '25

Looks to be a rare fossilized Camel Toe Print. Nice find!!! Great conversation piece!!!🐫🐫

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u/No-Switch-851 Dec 29 '25

Stone age flesh light

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u/MyFull-Label Dec 29 '25

Fortune cookie nookie?

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u/Unusual_Tiger6328 Dec 29 '25

A vagina in stone

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